Warnings: Crackfic


Stories
Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

 

*Repost*

 

When you assume, you make an ass out of you not me.

 

A first date to be forgotten.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Un-betaed
Series: While We're In Love
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2401
Read Count: 2701
Published: 16/12/11
Updated: 16/12/11


Retired
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 94]
Summary:

 

 

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Augustus and his Sydney

 

Check out the BrownStone

http://cyncyn333.blogspot.com/p/mineaugustuss-and-sydneys-brownstone.html



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Completed:No
Word count: 10715
Read Count: 22441
Published: 29/09/11
Updated: 16/10/11


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 235]
Summary:

 

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Broke and in debt from college, Mary Oluwanke gets a job at one of Chicago's most popular Italian resturants, Mambo Italiano. The resturant is a family buisness. And like all families this one has a great deal of problems.

Buon cibo e buona compagnia vanno di pari passo. Faccio buon cibo, così ho prendersi il merito per la buona compagnia"*

*Translation: Good food and good company go hand in hand. I make good food, so i take credit for the good company.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Completed:No
Word count: 23316
Read Count: 41950
Published: 02/01/10
Updated: 01/09/11


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 20]
Summary:


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  Welcome to a Night in with Sinz and Cyn



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 3970
Read Count: 2675
Published: 31/03/11
Updated: 23/08/11


Rated: Members ONLY: 17 and Older
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[Reviews - 86]
Summary:

Vincent Leonardo Battaglia the Fifth is a misunderstood person in just about every facet of his life. His family's name precedes him, gaining him automatic respect everywhere he goes. But with that respect comes a fear and assumed lifestyle he does not back up. Not fully anyway. When he meets Eden Jackson, he wants nothing more than to make her apart of his world, but disaster seems to loom at every corner he tries to take her around. But if there's one trait Vinny definitely has from his family, it's their determination. Even if Eden is fronting like she hates him from the day he was born.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: The Battaglia Influence
Chapters: 15
Completed:No
Word count: 56562
Read Count: 16505
Published: 30/07/11
Updated: 07/08/11


Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Ronon takes liberties.  Teyla teaches him the error of his ways.  Plus: man parts.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Teyla Emmagan
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Crackfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 412
Read Count: 1345
Published: 07/05/11
Updated: 07/05/11


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 49]
Summary:

 

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Banner made by Quila.  Thank you so much!  It's FANTASTIC!!

 

 

Soteria: Greek goddess of safety, deliverance and preservation from harm.

After tragedy struck four years ago, award-winning singer Rachel Bélanger is finally ready for her return to the stage.  However, a stalker has other plans. . .

 

Frank Kostopoulos of Soteria Security is hired to protect Rachel and her family after the latest incident.

 

The only thing standing between the stalker and Rachel is Frank.  He made a vow to do whatever it takes to keep her and her family safe. 

HUGE SPECIAL THANKS FOR JUNEBUG66!  She took the time to help me with this by reading it over, asking questions about things I added/missed, gave me encouragement when I got down, giving me a swift kick when needed and for being a very special person.

Thanks Junebug!!

BETA'D BT JUNEBUG66

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies, Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe, General, Off Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Drama, Erotica, Family, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: Movie Night
Chapters: 6
Completed:No
Word count: 24185
Read Count: 6377
Published: 19/09/10
Updated: 20/04/11


Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 23]
Summary:

Franklin Mott goes on a reality show looking to make a love connection. Pure crack, inspired by this interview with James Frain.

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Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Tara Thornton
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: Muse went on vacation, no idea when it will be back
Pairings: None
Warnings: Crackfic, Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:No
Word count: 7414
Read Count: 10230
Published: 12/02/11
Updated: 30/03/11


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 218]
Summary:

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Jack and Jill Smith are in a marital rut.  After six years of wedded bliss, they find that the once loving marriage has turned into a mundane, boring, ordinary life in the suburbs.  They argue about everything; their sex life is practically nonexistent. They also are keeping secrets from each other: both are hired assassins for black ops agencies.  Jack works for Convert Mission Agency (CMA); Jill works for National Intelligence Agency (NIA).  Jack’s cover is a financial analyst and Jill’s cover is an interior designer.  Jack and Jill decide to go to a Marriage Counselor in a last ditch effort to save their marriage.  Can Dr. Anna Richards help save the failing marriage, or will the secrets and unseen enemies destroy Jack and Jill?  When Jack is put in a dangerous situation, will Jill be able to save her man in time before it’s too late? 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.   

I owe a VERY SPECIAL HUGE THANK YOU to Junebug66!  Thank you for your patience, your kindness and for being understanding to a newbie!

I owe a VERY VERY SPECIAL EXTREMELY HUGE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to QUEEN MINX for the BEAUTIFUL banner.  Your Royal Highness, I'm honored that you chose to help a little newbie like me!  I'm SO UNWORTHY to be among such GREATNESS lol.  I hope I can do the story justice so it will work with that OH SO BEAUTIFUL banner!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

*chel does a curtsy in front of DA QUEEN*



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies, Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe, Cannon, General, Off Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: Movie Night
Chapters: 36
Completed:No
Word count: 52991
Read Count: 33552
Published: 04/06/10
Updated: 26/11/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Facing his first Pon Farr, Commander Spock of the ISS Enterprise reaches out to a colleague for help. Lt. Uhura is only too happy to be of assistance. However, she doesn't get what she bargained for. Crackfic. Mirror Verse. S/U



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Nyota Uhura (Television)
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: Uhura/Spock
Warnings: Crackfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1870
Read Count: 4951
Published: 12/08/10
Updated: 12/08/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Nathan Stark finally accepts that he and Allison are over. . .

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.   

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Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe, General, Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: With This Ring
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 1028
Read Count: 1227
Published: 07/08/10
Updated: 11/08/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 15]
Summary:

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Merlin

His only option is obedience.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Guinevere
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Gwen/Arthur (Merlin)
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Crackfic, Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3736
Read Count: 3458
Published: 30/03/10
Updated: 30/03/10


Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 22]
Summary:

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 The Evil Dead

My name is Ash.

 

And I’m about to stuff my baby’s stocking.

A Gift for Minx .



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Family, Horror
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Challenges: The "All I Want For Christmas" Challenge
Series: Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2010
Read Count: 2791
Published: 25/12/09
Updated: 25/12/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 15]
Summary:

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I am on the mend,
At least now I can say that I am trying,
And I hope you will forget things I still lack...

Because everyone has problems, and every one relapses. We just do it more often than normal.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: None
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7982
Read Count: 2670
Published: 21/08/09
Updated: 14/11/09


Retired
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 20]
Summary:

Sacrifices must be made.

An Evil Dead Fic



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Drabbles , Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Everyone Says I Love You
Series: Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1837
Read Count: 1770
Published: 26/05/09
Updated: 26/05/09


Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 8]
Summary:

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Ugly Betty

Something about setting things on fire always seemed to put her in the mood.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Wilhelmina Slater
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Extreme Language, Sexual Content
Series: Something Wicked
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 997
Read Count: 1914
Published: 07/01/09
Updated: 07/01/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 20]
Summary:

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There's no such thing as Santa Claus

An Evil Dead Fic



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy , Family, Horror
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Original Characters
Series: Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1336
Read Count: 1733
Published: 23/12/08
Updated: 23/12/08