lol I love Audre's revenge fantasy
Reviewer: tahti-bunny Signed
[Report This]Date: 18/09/11 07:12 am
Audre's revenge fantasies are too funny.
By my calculation, Greg was cheating on Audre. He did not get wih Cassandra AFTER Audre broke up with him. I can't wait for her to find this out.
Reviewer: Bluegardenia Signed
[Report This]Date: 31/05/09 07:58 pm
Speaking of which, have you still be going to the fitness club? It looks like your hips have been spreading a bit."
"Yes I’m still going. And I thought you said I looked good?"
"You do. I was just making an observation, that's all."
Asshole.
Dear Gregory Mason,
Do I finally have your attention? I regret every moment I ever spent kissing the ass of a selfish, pathetic, insensitive, ungrateful, lousy lay douche bag like you. Enjoy your leaky eyed new fiancée because you will never get the pleasure of seeing my beautiful ass again!
Sincerely, Audre"
LMAO, that was funny as hell.
"And some asshole that puts a tampon in a teacup and calls it art?" Audre let out a sigh.
Ha! Amen.
Awesome chapter, GreatO, Audre's a trip, Gary's a dick, I love it.
Author's Response:
Thanks TBG I'm glad you like! Yeah, Greg is like some guys I don't just seem to like the taste of the foot I guess hahaha.
The revenge fantasy was inspired by the movie campaign for the movie forgetting Sarah Marshall, I don't know if they did this in your town but in Chicago the posted billboards throughout the city that read "I hate you Sarah Marshall." or something to that effect so I thought I'd take that concept and improve on it hahaha.
Yes this is my ode to the awful concept of found art (as demonstrated in Ghostworld), I don't get it, never had never will.
Reviewer: TokenBlackGirl Signed [Report This]Date: 29/07/08 05:25 pm
Eh, Greg is such a douche. Did I say that already? Seriously, the flashbacks with Audre make me question her self esteem. So glad she's getting on track and the revenge fanstasy was funny as hell.
Author's Response: Greg is a douche, I concur. Audre definitely has some issues within herself which we'll learn more about, she's a work in progress. Glad you liked the revenge fantasy, even though I don't advocate overt acts of revenge against people, the imagination is a powerful thing and it's amazing how just visualizing something can make you feel better hahaha.
[Report This]Date: 29/07/08 05:24 pm