Penname: intellectual titmouse [Contact]

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Member Since: 31/01/10

Membership status: Member

Bio:

a writer/reader that enjoys realistic plots, even more real people, and a little challenge on the way to the ending of that story.


my novella Mistletoe Hell is up for sale at Amazon.com. here's the link:


http://www.amazon.com/Mistletoe-Hell-Novella-I-Hardy/dp/1453805230/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1336012674&sr=8-2


thank you for all your support.




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[Reviews - 44]
Summary:

It is time for the prophacy to be fulfilled and Bon Temps will be ground zero.  An important figure in the lives of the Vampires world-wide crashes into the sleep town and turns it upside down.  She is the mother of all Vampire stories.

 

Disclaimer: I pretty much own nothing other than original characters.  i don't mean to infringe, plus copyright laws suck anyway.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Original Character(s), Tara Thornton
Classification: Cannon, Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Character Death, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed:No
Word count: 13580
Read Count: 4035
Published: 16/10/10
Updated: 15/03/11


Title: Chapter 6: The First of Many

nice. this is epic, girlie, and you are delivering. good stuff! and i too cannot stand Suckie. she's the worst.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/03/11

Title: Chapter 7: Son of the Morning

that's deep, homie. i have no qualms with your use of God/Lucifer in your story. you're working it well and respecting the Word gracefully. this story is amazing so far and i can't wait to read more.

and, yes, Gale Harold is delish!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 13/03/11

Title: Chapter 8: Son of the Morning (Part II)

Lmao, why did Lucifer play Sookie out like that? though i did enjoy it. Sookie's so damn annoying. love that Lucifer and Lafayette are getting along like that, and go 'head, Tara! rack up all the fine ones! nice progession, lady. excited for more.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 14/03/11

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 21]
Summary:

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Tara Thornton leaves Bon Temps ready to start a new life free of supernaturals until she runs into a big, not-so-bad wolf and finds that old habits die hard. Immediately follows True Blood Season 3 finale. JUICY LEMONS - Pairing: Alcide/Tara



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Tara Thornton
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Sexual Healing
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6000
Read Count: 8603
Published: 28/10/10
Updated: 28/10/10


Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

this was so damn good. hands down, one of my faves. very well written and well paced. you have these characters down pat. so well done. damn. i need more!

Author's Response: Thanks so much for your review.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.  I will be coming out with a Jason/Tara story soon.  So check and back and review.  If you haven't already, I written a couple other TB fic featuring Tara Thornton.  When you get chance check them out and let me know what you think. 

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 14/03/11

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 64]
Summary:

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Advertising tycoon Alandra Meyer wants a child. The only problem is she doesn’t have any prospects, nor does she really want them. She’d rather cut off her left arm than rely on a man to do a damn thing for her. Men equal distractions and distractions just aren’t an option in her world. The only person she can depend to conceive the child she so desperately wants is herself…and possibly her oldest friend, Julio. However, before he agrees to be her humble donor, he has a favor of his own to ask. After a tug-of-war between the two, Alandra obliges her best friend's request. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst, she awaits said request to walk through her door that Monday morning, unbeknownst to either of them that his presence will change both of their lives forever.

Disclaimer: All characters and original storyline are the property of Renee Banks. I am in no way associated with the creators of any media franchise included in the story. No copyright infringement is intended. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 16062
Read Count: 20352
Published: 08/11/10
Updated: 15/12/10


Title: Chapter 5: Darkest Fear

how you gon' stop there?! smh cruel!

Author's Response: It was pretty easy to stop there actually *evil laugh* I won't leave you hanging for long. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed
Date: 16/12/10

Title: Chapter 4: Public Persona

well, damn. excited for more.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 08/12/10

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 122]
Summary:

 

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Takeshiro "Shiro" Inoue is a star catcher in Puro Yakyū, the professional baseball league in Japan until injury forces him out. An old contact with the American Major Leagues has him returning to the States and to Lydia Holmes, one of the best pitchers he has ever faced and his best friend whom he'd met right before he'd started his career.  They have been close for eight years, the majority of which had been restricted to online interactions.  But now that they are on the same soil, his career isn't the only Shiro is interested in reclaiming.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 11
Completed:No
Word count: 47035
Read Count: 17404
Published: 13/11/10
Updated: 02/03/11


Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5

awkward!

Author's Response: Yep, but thanks for reading!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed
Date: 18/12/10

Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

sookie, now! lol can't wait for more!



Author's Response: Thank you very much!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed
Date: 13/11/10

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 8]
Summary:

 

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Remember your mortality

 

Never in a million years did Liam Bourges think that the most mudane of his patients would end up turning his life completely around and make him face his demonds.

Siobhan will get the answers that she needs, even if it means causing pain to loved ones and absolute strangers, and it all begins with one, Liam Bourges

 

 

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of LuKohana. LuKohan is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 


 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 1183
Read Count: 4209
Published: 07/12/10
Updated: 07/12/10


Title: Chapter 2: I will either find a way or make one

dude, first off. loooooooooooove me some Tom Hardy. i'm convinced once we meet, he will leave that bird and take up with me instantaneously.

two, i'm excited for this. not even really sure where you're taking it, but from this first chapter, i trust you.

also, i'm not sure if you may have meant 'gobsmacked'. godsmacked is a bit more yankee. but godsmacked is cool too. lol



Author's Response: Your absolutel right, I did mean gobsmacked. Microsoft word is messing with my story, lol. Thanks for reading

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 08/12/10

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 9]
Summary:

                                                                                                             

 

The world will be no more. 

A clash between Wizards, Warriors, Witches and wills.

Will the prophesy come true? 

Can love defy death?  



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe, Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure , Erotica, Fantasy, Friendship, Romance, Science Fiction
Story Status: None
Pairings: Female/Female, Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 10847
Read Count: 1362
Published: 12/12/10
Updated: 14/12/10


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i love, love, love sf/fantasy! i'm totally about to be geeked out on your story. this is such an awesome start!

Author's Response: Girl geek out all you want! That's what it's here for. Hopefully more awesomeness to come! ;p

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed
Date: 12/12/10

Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

ayo, seelah's kinda gangster and i love the fact that amiri has her back something fierce. those broads are bad-ass! that fight sequence was dope and well written. cannot wait for more. this is quickly becoming a favourite.

Author's Response: Gangster huh? Well they are bad-ass I agree. I'm glad you like the scene --- I love writing violence! I aim to please. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 13/12/10

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 57]
Summary:


Sasha, a host of a late-night radio show; gets a intrigued when a listener calls the show revealing his feelings for his best friend, with whom he lives with. What she doesn’t know is that the listener is her best friend/roommate, Jeremy; a struggling cartoonist. With a little bit of meddling, their former roommate, Summer and her husband Mark, suggests that there is something between the two when they notice how close the two had become.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Erotica, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 12
Completed:No
Word count: 14940
Read Count: 12692
Published: 29/12/10
Updated: 14/06/11


Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Jeremy is too cute for words!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed
Date: 01/01/11

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[Reviews - 61]
Summary:

 

Just when Georgina Akande thought she had rid herself of her creepy ex-fiance, he strolls back into her life in the worst way possible.

A misguided attempt to assert herself leads to some painful home truths, but, also, the opportunity to grow and love again.



Table of Contents
Categories: Books, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Muse went on vacation, no idea when it will be back
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: Love Is...
Chapters: 11
Completed:No
Word count: 37015
Read Count: 8026
Published: 18/01/11
Updated: 31/05/11


Title: Chapter 6: A Bitter Pill

i don't even know where to begin, but i know that i love this story. very well-rounded out characters and i like how George has become very introspective in an honest way. some people go through life much longer being convinced of the role they created for themselves. awesome job, woman, as always and i can't wait for an update.

p.s. i really like Andrew, but something about the way Rohan was in the pub was eyebrow-raising. i hope there's more of him. he seems sweet.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/02/11

Title: Chapter 10: More Matter For A May Morning

love, love, love Rohan! i love your sense of humour and it's so great in this story. Andrew's adorable. can't wait for more.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/03/11

Title: Chapter 11: A Cold, Wet Fish To The Face Part I

yay! love this story and glad to see an update. excited for more, of course.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/06/11

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[Reviews - 47]
Summary:

Hello, my name is Feu, a Blue Mage fire priestess, and I have a crush on an evil Black Mage warlock named Fawkes…Okay, let’s back this up and into reality. Sorry, I forget to join it sometimes. My name is Erica Wright and I’m a gaming addict. I mean, I wouldn’t call myself an addict. Other people say I’m an addict, but I would just prefer to call myself a gaming enthusiast. It’s not like I’m doing harm to my body…except when I forget to eat…or sleep…or shower, but other than that, I’m good. And sure, I have trouble keeping a job which is why I, “work from home”. I mean, my “working from home” is basically buying and selling things on Ebay, Amazon, and online gaming stores for other people. So, I’m in a pretty good place, right? Okay, I’m not, but…hold on, a battle is about to begin. *puts on headset*



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed:No
Word count: 10003
Read Count: 5220
Published: 19/01/11
Updated: 06/08/11


Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

give it up, girlie, and go on a date with him!

and, yes, we nerds do rule.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 23/01/11

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 8]
Summary:

 

It's not easy to be a coward in love.

 

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Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: The Other Girl
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 769
Read Count: 1067
Published: 30/01/11
Updated: 30/01/11


Title: Chapter 1: A Coward Learns Her Lessons Well

::sigh:: as per usual, ya roped me in. lol

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/02/11

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 7]
Summary:

It's strange, how seductive self-destruction can be. It's selfish, to be sure, but oh-so-hard to let go of. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: The Other Girl
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 1928
Read Count: 889
Published: 30/01/11
Updated: 30/01/11


Title: Chapter 1: A Girl

dope start. i like madison already.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/02/11

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[Reviews - 96]
Summary:

When Carla Jones makes a gruesome discovery at her neighbour's house one evening, life as she knows it takes a dramatic and unexpected turn. A modern retelling of Little Red Riding Hood.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: Ostrander
Chapters: 24
Completed:Yes
Word count: 76580
Read Count: 30235
Published: 06/02/11
Updated: 16/02/11


Title: Chapter 12: The Danger Beside You...part III

WHAT?! where is he going?!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/02/11

Title: Chapter 15: A Mirror To The Past...

dude, Mathias/Isaac is nuts, but . . . understandably so? sorta? nah, he's just off the rocker. smh. i'm looking forward to seeing Carla and Jason reuniting. hope he gets there in time before her lunch date with Isaac. that has potential to be dumb ugly.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 14/02/11

Title: Chapter 24: Red...

carla's an ass! dude, get that sequel up, cuz she is losing points hardcore. she ain't losin' shit. she could visit Lisa and chill out and be a great musician for eternity with a hot-ass husband that lays that shit down?! stupid. the broad is STUPID!!

i'm bugging. i know damn well i'd be shitting myself if that was to really pop up in my life.

but i still need that sequel up ASAP. thanks.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 16/02/11

Title: Chapter 7: Crave...

i knew Grammy was sucking the life outta her! the old hag! and Mister Hunter ::nudge, nudge:: is quite the psychotic danger, huh? props for the Ludovico; he's one of my faves. excited for more!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/02/11

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 10]
Summary: Their choice of career doesn't leave much room for developing and maintaining a healthy relationship.

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: None
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Strong Sexual Content
Series: Welcome to Harlan County
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1197
Read Count: 1118
Published: 11/02/11
Updated: 11/02/11


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ho.ly.shit.

whew! need me a cigarette and that wasn't even the whole session!

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/02/11

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 76]
Summary:

 

Justified:

Raylan Givens' return to Harlan County creates more complications than Rachel Brooks has bargained for. Choices will need to be made and honesty about all the games that have been played will be required.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: None
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: On hiatus indefinitely
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: Welcome to Harlan County
Chapters: 12
Completed:No
Word count: 14234
Read Count: 38570
Published: 11/02/11
Updated: 15/08/11


Title: Chapter 2: Intro

aight, look, i need frequent, meaty updates on this. okay? thanks. lol

Author's Response: I promise ITM. I am already working on the next update. I will do better with my frequency.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/02/11

Title: Chapter 12: Final Declaration

oh. snap. i can't . . . wow. mmhm.

Reviewer: intellectual titmouse Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/08/11