Summary:

Sometimes there’s a mess that some people can’t get clean. No matter how hard they try, the problem is still there, mocking them, staring them right in the face. That’s where I come in. Being an assasin has never been easier.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: The Demon Chronicles
Chapters: 12
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17517
Read Count: 45294
Published: 04/03/09
Updated: 09/06/09

Summary:

Sacrifices must be made.

An Evil Dead Fic

Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Drabbles , Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Everyone Says I Love You
Series: Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1837
Read Count: 1879
Published: 26/05/09
Updated: 26/05/09

Summary:

 

 

Banner by TokenBlackGirl

 

One Life to Live 

 

Evangeline Williamson is a brilliant attorney with a pragmatic approach to life and who always tried to do the right thing when it came to her clients and her job.  But it all come crashing down after her most notorious client, Todd Manning, is found guilty and later exonerated of a crime he didn’t commit. Her career and reputation gasping at death’s door, Evangeline accepts Todd’s offer to become chief counsel for Buchanan Enterprises, a company he’s recently acquired through a hostile takeover.  

The pay is substantial and the perks keep coming.  But there’s no client more demanding than Todd Manning and two years later Evangeline has had enough of living his chaotic life instead of her own. She tells him as much and gives him two weeks notice to find a replacement, forcing Todd to realize just how desperate he is to keep her in his life—not only as his attorney but as the woman who’s stolen his heart.

Table of Contents
Categories: Daytime Television, Movies, All My Children, One Life to Live, The Young and the Restless
Characters: Evangeline Williamson, Kerri Reynolds, Lily Winters
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Tangeline (One Life to Live)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed:Yes
Word count: 15412
Read Count: 15934
Published: 23/12/08
Updated: 14/05/09

Summary:

 

 

 

Manny confesses a love he's had for Corrina for quite some time. Corrina/Manny. Corrina/Corrina. (That's right, I totally went there.)

Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: None
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3082
Read Count: 5756
Published: 05/05/09
Updated: 05/05/09

Summary:

 

Calvin Zegers whole life swarms around his best friend and crush Corrie Rogers. Ever since they met he's been harboring romantic feelings for her but now that he's in his junior year in college, he thinks that it's time that he confess his love for her. But the task proves to be difficult since Corrie also has a crush on a guy that he just cannot compare to.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 2078
Read Count: 1171
Published: 19/03/09
Updated: 19/03/09

Summary:

Seth Aldridge, Casanova extraordinaire, has never had a problem getting women...until he meets Brianna Mills. Brianna Mills has been burned by men like Seth before and she has no intention of getting hurt again. But, he's charming, funny, gorgeous and sexy as hell...she can't resist him for long. Seth is totally intrigued with the beautiful girl who seems to be resistant to his game. He finally wears her down and realizes that she slowly makes him do something he's never done before... fall in love. Brianna wonders if she's enough to make him change his playboy ways? There's only one way to find out.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 22
Completed:Yes
Word count: 102537
Read Count: 189966
Published: 08/09/08
Updated: 18/03/09

Summary: The human Martha Jones is creating some disconcerting sensations for the Doctor.
Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Dr. Martha Jones
Classification: Cannon, Drabbles
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: Martha/Ten (Doctor Who)
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: Doctor Who Series Three Postcards
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 499
Read Count: 2213
Published: 06/03/09
Updated: 06/03/09

Summary:

Jazzelle is tired of her boyfriend playing around on her and treating her like like she didn't matter but when a new man comes into her life will she leave him or endure the hurt?

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5783
Read Count: 28817
Published: 07/01/09
Updated: 14/02/09

Summary:

Boy Meets World Story featuring Angela Moore and Shawn Hunter.  The story follows the events of 'The First Girlfriends' Club' episode. The night of Valentine's Day after being kidnapped by three of his exes, Shawn explains to Angela that he thinks they should change their relationship and be friends. Realizing that he was tricked, Shawn has a change of heart. But is it too late?  Will Angela give love another try, or does one of the ex-girlfriends succeed in her plans to keep them apart?

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Angela Moore
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Fluff
Challenges: Chamber Character Challenge
Series: Made For Each Other
Chapters: 3
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17816
Read Count: 9807
Published: 05/02/09
Updated: 05/02/09

Summary: What happens when 2 people from differing pasts discover each other and how much having someone you can truly trust means? A Foxney Fanfic.
Table of Contents
Categories: Daytime Television, Passions
Characters: Whitney Russell
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Foxney (Passions)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 5477
Read Count: 8279
Published: 05/02/09
Updated: 05/02/09

Summary:

Devon did not know which was worst, the glare of the twenty-nine candles on her birthday cake or the sparkle of the two and a half carat engagement ring on her baby sister’s finger. However, as she closed her eyes to make a wish and blow out those candles, the real blow was the realization that in another year she was turning the big 3 0 and had yet to even have a genuine relationship.

Turning thirty was one thing, but turning into a young old maid was another…

Therefore, she blew out her candles and made a wish-a pact-with herself.  She had one year to today’s date to find a man to fall in love with and help her blow out that extra candle.  The challenge would be just that sweet and effortless as the cake she was cutting right now.

If only she knew, love is never that simple…

 

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 1111
Read Count: 2781
Published: 27/01/09
Updated: 27/01/09

Summary:

A young girl is forced to live a lie when her father dies suddenly, leaving her at the mercy of strangers.

She finds kindness in her new surroundings, and falls in love with someone she vowed to hate.  But will her love survive when he finds out the truth, and in a time and place where predjudice reigns?

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 17777
Read Count: 1821
Published: 01/12/08
Updated: 27/01/09

Summary:

 

No one could say that Rick Lawrence was a humble man. Even as a child he knew of his superior looks and had no problem telling his classmates of that fact. Now as a 28 year old man he makes a bet with his friend that he can bed famous model K. Jones. Too bad K. Jones is Karma Jones, an old classmate that he tormented. Now he finds himself as Karma’s B***h.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 10266
Read Count: 2919
Published: 19/09/08
Updated: 18/01/09

Summary:

Meet Ryan a dreamer whose dreams-life has been on hold for some time now, and is starting to believe that love; love is only for fairytales and dreams are just for kids...

That’s until Mr. Right, a shy northerner with a heart stopping smile, stumbles into her life and waltzes into her heart. Enters her old crush, the Lady’s Man that never really noticed her but that’s okay, because he’s not the one who gives her butterflies anymore, or so she thought…

But what happens when Mr. Right is just right for now and not the one she always dreamed of?

Has life put love on reserve, again?

Or has her prince charming always been there and he’s just now noticing her…

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 7472
Read Count: 17765
Published: 29/12/08
Updated: 16/01/09

Summary:

Growing up everyone has memorable moments that they will never forget; and with these two peas in a pod it's no different. Follow Justin and Lorraine to see if they really were just friends or could it been young love all along...

Because every relationship has a lil history...

Table of Contents
Categories: Music, Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s), Other
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Perfect Blend
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 291
Read Count: 2717
Published: 08/01/09
Updated: 08/01/09

Summary:

Ugly Betty

Something about setting things on fire always seemed to put her in the mood.

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Wilhelmina Slater
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Extreme Language, Sexual Content
Series: Something Wicked
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 997
Read Count: 2941
Published: 07/01/09
Updated: 07/01/09

Summary:

 

 

Monique Harrington loves her family. She and her husband Mark's relationship is founded on the basis of love, honesty, and respect. Everything was supposed to go off smoothly during this year's Christmas Week get together. But when she begins to suspect Mark of cheating, secrets are revealed, demons are unleashed, pasts are unraveled and hearts are broken. Can she and Mark remember that they still have a promise to keep? This is a response to BlackMamba's Holiday challenge.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Work in Progress
Challenges: Tis The Season Holiday Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 6727
Read Count: 11340
Published: 09/12/08
Updated: 31/12/08

Summary:

 

There's no such thing as Santa Claus

An Evil Dead Fic

Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy , Family, Horror
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Original Characters
Series: Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1336
Read Count: 1902
Published: 23/12/08
Updated: 23/12/08

Summary:

 

Banner created by jedi_ankh

For once it is Jack Sparrow who wakes up in bed alone...and he finds he does not like it one bit.

Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2547
Read Count: 5269
Published: 17/12/08
Updated: 17/12/08

Summary:

 

Ugly Betty 

He knew if it was going to happen, it would happen in her office.

Banner by TokenBlackGirl

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Wilhelmina Slater
Classification: Drabbles , Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Sexual Content
Series: Something Wicked
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1272
Read Count: 3215
Published: 30/11/08
Updated: 30/11/08

Summary:

 

Cooper Delaney is used to getting whatever he wants, whoever he wants, whenever he wants. So coming home from college and seducing the object of his affection over four days should be a walk in the park. . .right? Not when she's his stepmom's best friend and still sees him as the teenage boy with the nickname Scooter. Then there are the added complications of her infatuated teenage daughter, his trouble making little sister and an absentee turned overbearing father. This mission just got a lot harder. Can he win over the woman of his dreams and get her to finally see the man that he has become before the weekend is over?

This is my response to the November Poetry Fic Challenge. 

Banner hotness provided by tokenblackgirl

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Poem Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 16850
Read Count: 5002
Published: 01/11/08
Updated: 19/11/08

Summary:

A Doctor Who/Supernatural Crossover: When Dr. Martha Jones hits a rough patch in her life (her fiancée's been stepping out on her and her confidence in her job performance is waning) she calls on her best friend, The Doctor, to sprint her away, losing herself in promises of far off galaxies and fantastic new worlds. It’s a trip she’s taken before. Only this time, she’s suddenly ripped away from the TARDIS and tossed into a strange car with an even stranger (though admittedly very attractive) man at the wheel, ranting about his missing brother and evil demons. Which was all very ridiculous, because everyone knew that demons weren’t real.

Were they?

Dean Winchester was having a pretty good night for once. He and his brother Sam had killed a nasty demon in record time, and he’d been settling in for an evening of cold beer and hot women. So when his brother disappeared inside some kind of bright light, to say he was irritated would definitely an understatement. He had no idea where Sam was, or how to find him. And now he had some crazy (though very hot) British chick yaking about aliens and time machines, like that stuff was real.

It’s not, is it?

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Dr. Martha Jones
Classification: Crossover
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Horror, Science Fiction , Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Martha/Ten (Doctor Who)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Completed:Yes
Word count: 66449
Read Count: 76779
Published: 01/07/08
Updated: 06/11/08

Summary:

 

 

Bryan Zheng runs into a girl, twice in his early life. After years of not thinking about her, he suddenly can't get her out of his mind. One day he saves a woman from two guys. He sees the similarities between the woman and the girl he remembers and decides to take her in when he discovers that she doesn't have a place to live. There's just one catch...they can't understand a word of what the other is saying.

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 2746
Read Count: 804
Published: 05/11/08
Updated: 05/11/08

Summary:

 

Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun.

An Evil Dead Fic

Banner by TokenBlackGirl

Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Erotica, Horror
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Chamber Grindhouse Challenge
Series: The Chamber Grindhouse, Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4942
Read Count: 2607
Published: 21/10/08
Updated: 21/10/08

Summary:

Hwa-Sung is an out of control pop star whose scandals have become too much for his manager to bear. In comes Darien, A tough image consultant that is hired by Hwa-Sung's manager as a bodyguard to show Hwa-Sung who's boss. But because Hwa-Sung doesn't respect woman Darien has to pretend to be a man. Will Hwa-Sung's innate ability to sniff out attractive woman blow her cover?

 

Beta-ed by greatodinsraven

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Racism, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 14656
Read Count: 2331
Published: 19/09/08
Updated: 19/09/08