Genre: Comedy


Stories
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Scotty and Kat Valens are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb and working normal jobs. However, in reality, Scotty and Kat are both skilled assassins working for different firms, both the best in their field, each concealing their true profession from the other. When both are assigned to kill a man named George Marks, nicknamed "The Watcher", they encounter each other on the job and discover the truth. Both employers task one Valens to eliminate the other, and each must choose between their personal and professional lives. Based off the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Det. Kat Miller
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 2393
Read Count: 1220
Published: 18/03/10
Updated: 19/03/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 272]
Summary:

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Art Historian Aidan Bell and student Collista Carson can't stand each other. Yet for some reason, he asks her to be his new assistant.  Although doubtful that they can co-exist without killing each other, Collista has her grade in his class to think about and so accepts the position.  One thing leads to another, and before long, the two are finding it hard to maintain their professional distance.

Then the specter of Aidan's murky past casts its shadow over the forbidden relationship.  Add a priceless painting, a ruthless art collector and soon Collista finds herself in the position of having to help Aidan solve a mystery before he goes down for the count.  Will he have enough time to teach her what she needs to know about the art of the steal?  

Banner by Idjunkie



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 26
Completed:Yes
Word count: 131714
Read Count: 88673
Published: 22/02/09
Updated: 22/02/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 16]
Summary:

The story of four long time friends and their journeys with challenges, change and love while keeping their friendship together. This is the first of a series; Spring

*This story was posted before, but was deleted for some reason. So if it seems familiar, it is lol.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 28581
Read Count: 1600
Published: 12/02/10
Updated: 12/02/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 107]
Summary:

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Evangeline Wiiliamson lays in a coma after an attack by a white supremacy group.  Todd Manning wants to take her for an unorthodox treatment that may possibly increase the chances of awakening the sleeping beauty.   However, her family has barred him from her side and refused his offer of help.  As Evangeline runs out of time, Todd decides that drastic times call for drastic measures and audaciously takes matters into his own hands, believing in his heart that there are just some risks that are worth taking.  


Meanwhile, a mysterious Asian, who unwittingly stumbles onto the latest and possibly the most outrageous of Manning's schemes, intervenes, but the fiesty younger Williamson sister, Layla, isn't exactly grateful for his "assistance".  Stalwartly fighting her fear of the stranger, she eventually manages to turn the tables on him.  Yet when freed from his clutches, she can't help but wonder who this mystery man is, what his role is in the "scheme" of things and why she can't seem to get him out of her mind.


Banner by Token Black Girl



Table of Contents
Categories: Daytime Television, One Life to Live
Characters: Evangeline Williamson, Layla Williamson
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Tangeline (One Life to Live)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 32
Completed:Yes
Word count: 316741
Read Count: 33616
Published: 18/02/09
Updated: 08/02/10


Rated: All Ages
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[Reviews - 15]
Summary:

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 Psych

"Just so I get this straight, what you’re referring to is a gathering of parishioners around large vats of cooking grease and not the grainy dry good?"

For NubianOki



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Other
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Family, Friendship
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2420
Read Count: 13649
Published: 04/02/10
Updated: 04/02/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 12]
Summary:

 


Being Human


She’s definitely not just about making tea.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Annie Sawyer
Classification: Off Cannon , Supernatural
Genre: Comedy , Erotica, Friendship
Story Status: None
Pairings: Annie/Mitchell (Being Human)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Strong Sexual Content , Threesome+
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1718
Read Count: 1976
Published: 01/02/10
Updated: 01/02/10


Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Two mini-stories written for the Ship Wars! challenge at ST_Respect on LiveJournal. In the first story, Uhura and Spock face the repurcussions of a night of heavy alcohol and chocolate indulgence. In the second story, Spock is unwittingly drugged during a diplomatic dinner on an away mission.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Nyota Uhura (Television)
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: Uhura/Spock
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 952
Read Count: 7240
Published: 30/01/10
Updated: 30/01/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 251]
Summary: Mackenzie Armstrong moves from Arkansas to Chicago to start her job at an advertising agency. She meets new people while she deals with being far from home and the people she love. On her first day, she has an altercation with a fellow coworker, Scott Ross, a man of many quirks. It sparks tension and a war of words between the two, but what will happen when a business trip to New York forces them to stay in the same room?

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Racism, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 30
Completed:No
Word count: 35118
Read Count: 40999
Published: 29/08/09
Updated: 24/01/10


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 48]
Summary:

 

 

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...welcome to the sound of the biological clock. It takes center stage in the lives of three families: The Whitmans, The Thompsons, and the Murrays. This is the story about love versus loss, dreams versus duty, fame versus family, and babies, babies, babies!



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed:No
Word count: 32141
Read Count: 4803
Published: 28/05/09
Updated: 01/01/10


Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 22]
Summary:

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 The Evil Dead

My name is Ash.

 

And I’m about to stuff my baby’s stocking.

A Gift for Minx .



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Family, Horror
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Challenges: The "All I Want For Christmas" Challenge
Series: Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2010
Read Count: 3215
Published: 25/12/09
Updated: 25/12/09


Rated: All Ages
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[Reviews - 5]
Summary:

From My Favorite Things tribute to the readers.

It's the year 2006.  Brian and Nicole's family has grown plus two to include three year old Balencia Kortney and eighteen month old Baron-Kyle.

Six year old twins Blake-Kiersten and Brian Keith Jr. have decided to do away with the traditional requests and opt for a Hippopotamus this year for Christmas.

A special holiday story for the fans to honor my appreciation for your continued support!

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of SparkApCider. The original characters and plot are the property of SparkApCider, and is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Graphics by SPAC



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Fluff, Original Characters
Challenges: The "All I Want For Christmas" Challenge
Series: My Favorite Things©
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4312
Read Count: 4347
Published: 25/12/09
Updated: 25/12/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 15]
Summary:

 

Carrie Oakes, a recent college graduate, traveled across the world to runaway from her quarter-life crisis and anti-social behavior. In Japan, she found freedom and a eventful social life but that only lasted so long. Now, almost a year later she is back where she started except her boyfriend cheated on her and her new love interest is still in high school.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 6646
Read Count: 1572
Published: 17/10/08
Updated: 02/12/09


Retired
Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 29]
Summary:

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Gardner is a 25 year old singer trying to get her big break. Some how she ends up becoming the nanny of Edward Landon’s 3 year old daughter and his suicidal family’s golden retriever, he a VP at Cornerstone Records in Atlanta Georgia.

 

Edward Landon is a 31 year old husband, father, and a music exec in Atlanta Georgia. All he wanted was to find a nanny to take care of his daughter and his suicidal family dog. What he got was Keisha Gardner the beautiful and insane nanny.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 9314
Read Count: 8688
Published: 19/10/09
Updated: 30/11/09


Rated: Most Ages
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[Reviews - 2]
Summary:

“And there’s no girl.” Veronica continued. As she got out of the car, turning her attention toward her mom, Veronica grinned inexplicably, “That’s your thing, not mine,” she stated before walking towards the entrance.

 (Kat/Lilly) 



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Det. Kat Miller
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Romance, Slash
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 791
Read Count: 1817
Published: 29/11/09
Updated: 29/11/09


Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 66]
Summary:

what happens when a one night stand becomes somthing more? Lucas is a man of many talents and a dark past that could make or break him. He keeps his distance from others not allowing anyone to get close to him. That was until Bea appeared calling out to somthing inside of him. He wont stop till she is his armed with determination and a killer smile. Can her love save him?

Or will she run?

Betaed by:LOVEMBOTH



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 13
Completed:No
Word count: 22575
Read Count: 40689
Published: 06/09/08
Updated: 27/11/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 18]
Summary:

With this ring, I thee wed…wait a minute-What?!

Okay so sure, every since Lorraine has known Justin she’s always taken his hand without any hesitation. However, what they never had in mind was taking each other’s hand in marriage. Especially when their significant others are waiting at home.

Don't know what to do

What to say

Not sure what to tell you

Confused...

Unsure what to do after drunken “I Do’s” have been said, now sober they are only left to wonder…

Were they just empty meaningless vowels?

Or do intoxicated words hold more truth then their willing to face?

Which way do I 

Take your hand

Or let go…

take  

Lyrics: Take Your Hand by Usher



Table of Contents
Categories: Music, Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s), Other
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Perfect Blend
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 20769
Read Count: 3143
Published: 08/01/09
Updated: 16/11/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 215]
Summary:

 

THANK YOU TokenBlackGirl FOR THE WONDERFUL BANNER! 

19 year old hair stylist Tina Jones' love and loyalty is put to the ultimate test when demons from 23 year old Chris Brown's closet come out to play.

WARNING:  this story is rated NC-17 For strong sexual content, violence, and language.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 34
Completed:No
Word count: 193686
Read Count: 19428
Published: 18/12/08
Updated: 10/11/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 37]
Summary: Adrienne Banks has been friends with Bradley Miller for years. Will a series of text messages and years of history make her re-evaluate thier relationship?

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Drabbles
Genre: Comedy
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:No
Word count: 6106
Read Count: 3733
Published: 27/10/09
Updated: 04/11/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 20]
Summary:

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A contribution to the Open Series Canterbury...the revisited 

Taylor Viceroy can't seem to stay out of trouble.  Where ever he goes, it's sure to find him.  Recently released from a six month stint for operating a blind pig, he's now agreed to take an apprenticeship with his uncle Harvell Kimpson, a local carpenter in the small town of Mt. Clemens.  Harvell is married to a young vixen, wannabe screen siren Marlene, who fancies the younger Taylor and together they stoke a plan to drive Harvell to the nut house and make off with his new found wealth- a bounty from the Power Ball Tri-State Lottery. 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC). The original characters and plot are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC), and is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Graphics by SPAC 



Table of Contents
Categories: Books, Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Poem Fic Challenge
Series: Canterbury...the revisited
Chapters: 5
Completed:Yes
Word count: 9423
Read Count: 2690
Published: 09/06/09
Updated: 09/10/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 7]
Summary: While enduring a blind date from hell, a woman reflects back on how it all began...

Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Friendship
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2096
Read Count: 847
Published: 14/09/09
Updated: 14/09/09


Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Summary: When stuck indoors with auxiliary power during a raging storm on an away mission on Thelos IV, Uhura suggests some interesting games to keep tensions under control.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television, Movies
Characters: Nyota Uhura (Television)
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Uhura/Spock
Warnings: Sexual Content
Series: Constellations
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1846
Read Count: 2531
Published: 03/09/09
Updated: 03/09/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 10]
Summary:

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What started out as a night on the town all by herself turned into an event she never could have planned!

"...My hair cut is short, sassy, and fierce just like me. I have a fresh pedi and mani, all cause I'm going out for a night on the town. Sure am. I bought myself a $115 ticket to see 'Dreamgirls Live' at the fabulous Fox Theatre...I'm worth it. In a dazzling red dress, some kick *ss stiletto sandals, and showing all the *ssholes just what they won't be getting. Dinner before, then cocktails at intermission, I'm going all out tonight because...I have a date with myself."

...and then, what did my wondering eyes see appear...

"I should have counted up the costs but instead I got lost in the seconds in the minutes in the hours...as we lay"

 

THIS IS A ONE SHOT for the SERIES Love Bears All

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC). The original characters and plot are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC), and is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Graphics by SPAC  



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Crossover
Genre: Comedy , Erotica, Family, Friendship
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: Love Bears All: A Journey to Love
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5559
Read Count: 1536
Published: 29/08/09
Updated: 29/08/09


Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 14]
Summary:

 


 


Being Human


 


It doesn’t scare her, the forgetting.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Annie Sawyer
Classification: Off Cannon , Supernatural
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Fantasy, Friendship
Story Status: None
Pairings: Annie/Mitchell (Being Human)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5088
Read Count: 3148
Published: 17/08/09
Updated: 17/08/09


Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 13]
Summary:

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 Ocean's Thirteen/Batman

"You either steal the diamonds, or you get somebody else to finance your drill."

My response to the Up in Lights Challenge and another story About Her.



Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Other
Classification: Crossover, Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Up In Lights Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2785
Read Count: 2468
Published: 12/08/09
Updated: 12/08/09


Retired
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 140]
Summary:

Spencer Edwards is a happy bachelor. He’s got a great job, lives in a great penthouse, and thanks to his good genetics, a fair amount of luck where the ladies were concerned. Family was the furthest thing from his mind, but apparently, life had other plans.

 

His world is turned upside down when his older sister and brother-in-law die suddenly, leaving their two young children in his care. Spencer can barely take care of himself, and he’s not so sure he should be placed in charge of anyone else.

 

But a light appears at the end of the tunnel when spirited, no-nonsense live-in Nanny Reese Talbot enters their lives. Through ups and downs and self-discovery, Spencer learns just what it takes to be a Family Man.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:No
Word count: 35037
Read Count: 11001
Published: 05/02/09
Updated: 07/08/09