*stares at story* I remember you....

I think this is one in the stack on my coffee table. Just never got around to it. But I've read it and am about to let you have it.

First of all, AWESOME structure and all around set up. Love how you preface each section with a "Willie's Rule #..." Very cool, because you know she has a listo, nay a manifesto that she adheres to on the daily; probably recites the m.f. so that she is prepared to swim with the sharks and if need be, devour them altogether. Smart woman, that Wilhemina Slater. Smart and quick. Love her.

Secondly, excellent job of capturing voices! There are those of you on this site who are excellent at this. You've not only captured voices but thoughts as they'd most precisely appear in the character's mind. Firm grip on the characters...and speaking of firm grip...

Daniel Meade, though he 'caught' Willie, he's the one who comes off like putty in her hands. So damn malleable and impressionable he is. I love how she internally read him, calling him a City-College dropout. I cracked up at that one. I'm quite sure Daniel's dad at least got him admitted into an Ivy League school. Surely, he graduated with 'some' semblance of a four-year degree. But regardless the facts, Willie has him numbered. Very cool and again testament to your awesomeness to further 'be' these characters.

Overall, I loved it. Really the plot to me was secondary as I loved just being in her head...and to a certain extent, being in Daniel's head. She really did mind-fuck him....and speaking of fucking, I was a bit saddened that nothing happened. But this way it can still work inside the canon and guess what chica? it leaves room for so many more one-shots you can write, place strategically in those moments when Daniel and Wilhemina clash. But I think at some point, they've got to consummate all this mental-fucking. Maybe they have a moment, when Willie's weak and Daniel's depressed and they, feeling sorry for themselves (or one another...I seriously doubt Willie would allow to dwell in the swallows for too long; pity someone else, sure, but not herself) find *cough* comfort in the form of intense, animalistic fucking on the veranda of her Park Avenue penthouse. LOL.

Another interesting denotation: Daniel, wanting to 'spank' Willie. Obviously, of the two SHE'S the dominant one; him? not so much. So the addage of opposites attract works on many levels: dominate/submissive, older/younger, hell, black/white (lol), etc. But Daniel wanting to lay the smack down on someone whose feet I can easily envision him licking? Hmmm....that's an interesting switch. But at the same time I can see Willie, tired her domineering/Alpha ways, wanting to be 'petted' as it were and told what to do...

Damn, I think I just dirtied up this entire comment box...*visions of 'the extreme naughty'* are dancing around my head now. LOL. But I hope this gives you fodder for future usage! Yes? No? Maybe? *cracks whip* LOL Daniel would like that....*cough* 

But yes, this was great and please, please, please write more. Willie to me is the most enjoyable part of the show now (or at least during season 2). Willie and Amanda and Marc, most definitely. Everyone else was kinda boring. And how hot would it be for Marc to get in on some of the action with Willie and Daniel? *considers* Damn...my slash-fic...sorely needing one. LOL. 

*sprinkles you with confetti and stars* ;)

* to be as big and bad a bitch as wilhemina* sorry my keyboard is a bum.

Author's Response: LOL. It's cool. :-)

PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVED this. The tension, the tone, the voice. Perfectly spot on. Wonderful 

Wow  alot of rules a fucking but when you get what you wanted lol. thanks for the updated.

  Okay.. that was so good, yet so freaking twisted. What are you on...  

Seriously, this story was so damn awesome.. You had me laughing from start to finish...  

You never cease to amazing me ma. Keep up the good work…

Ok I'm off to steal Wilhelmina rule of mind-fucking - twisted I tell ya.. But I loved them all..

You had all the characters down to a t. While I was reading, I was able to picture it character as the story went along. 

I love Willie and I can see her doing everything you wrote. Poor Daniel!!

Awesome..abso-freaking-lutely brillant. I don't know if I can be that ruthless, but a girl must keep those rules handy just in case

poor Daniel never stood a chance.

when I get me some Prada's...I'm going to have me a Prada day!.

Ugly Betty is one of my favorite tv shows, am glad you wrote about it.

I really thought Danny and Willie were going to get it on but it looks like Willie the witch just wanted to taunt poor little clueless Daniel.

This was hilarious Black! You really nailed all the characters and I heard Willie speaking as I read.  I loved this line:

"Just get it waxed before Paula Grey shows up. She's a lipstick lesbian and has a deep distrust for anything remotely transgender. Wouldn't want her thinking we've got a bunch of chicks with dicks running rampant around Mode." Wilhelmina turned away as Amanda's bottom lip began to tremble.

Really all of the characters. Loved Marc and all his flamboyant grandeur and Amanda with her mean girl actions... I mean who goes around taking pictures of ugly cry faces for a scrapbook... mean bitches.  This fic was just really awesome! You totally rock! :)

There are really no words to express how awesome ths was, but I'm gonna try.

Thank so much for capturing the kick ass bitchy glory that is Wilhelmina Slater. You totally rocked this fic, and every bit was just as entertaining as the show. Even more so perhaps, cause you went with a story I've been dying to see. Loved Willie/Marc, and Daniel's damn cluelessnes was on point, but he was still slightly sympathtic. Way out of his league though.

So much of this had me lauging out loud, but this...

The dancing came later in her office with Marc---who'd fortunately had a playlist filled with gangster rap songs like "Sippin' on Some Syzzurp," and "Whoop that Trick."

and this...

 Well," Amanda said with relish. "I'm not sure if you're keeping count but that was the sixth girl you've made cry this week alone." Amanda lifted the camera again and grinned. "I'm starting a scrap book of all the ugly cry faces. I'm thinking of calling it "Carnage". "She placed her hand on her hip and puckered her lips, lacquered with glossy red lip gloss. "What do you think?" 

Were serious favorites out of all this rampant kick assness. Take a bow Black, you did Willie proud.