Story Notes:
Evil Dead and Ashley J. Williams are sadly not mine. Sam Raimi wouldn't take my bribes. One of my favorite characters of all time. Hope you like.
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Starring
Ashley J. Williams as our Hero
And Shelby Conrad as our Heroine.
Also Featuring
The Necronomicon a/k/a "Book of the Dead"
Scary Deadites a/k/a "Those Undead Fuckers"
A Kick Ass Chainsaw
Ash's Freaky Metal Hand
And a Bad Ass Boomstick
Guest Starring
(a/k/a A Couple of Guys Who End Up Dead)
Ignacio
(Last Name Unknown)
Special Agent Carlyle
(First Name Really Unimportant)