Penname: Artamiss Caine [Contact]

Real name: Artamiss Caine

Member Since: 24/10/11

Membership status: Member

Bio:

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....about me...I live south of nowhere, just fifteen minutes east of desperation....Oh you want something a little more non-fictional.. Ok, I'm a 26 yr old mom of two. Attended FSU!!!! Yes, I bleed garnet and gold. I love life with my kids and hubby. Reading and writing are large parts of my soul. I'd go crazy if I didn't put the voices in my head down on paper. :) I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Oh, and I'm also on The Twitter follow my mindless ramblings... http://www.twitter.com/artamisscaine


 


Update: April 10, 2014


 


While I am home recuperating from surgery, I have decided to go ahead with Nerds On Words. The first review has been posted. http://nerdsonwords.webs.com/ Check out the sight when you get a


chance. 


 


 


Update: April 16, 2014


 


Nerds on Words has moved!! I finally got blogger to cooperate and it is doing the most right now. I know I said that about webs...but I feel like we will reach a bigger audience with Blogger that and it links directly to my google+ account and gmail making responding easier. Remember that the email for NOW is Thenerdsonwords@gmail.com and the new site is www.nerdsonwords.blogspot.com



Beta-reader: Yes
On Hiatus: No

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Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 156]
Summary:

revenge 101

Audre Highsmith thought she had everything in her life under control.  That is until her ex boyfriend got engaged to someone else.  Now Audre's about to learn that the sweetest revenge is in throwing out the rules and following her own happiness.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 18
Completed:No
Word count: 50934
Read Count: 114124
Published: 23/07/08
Updated: 31/05/09


Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 17

Sooo wish you would update this. Did my random author pick thing and found this beautiful gem! 

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 22/01/14

Retired
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 129]
Summary:

Tiny, muffled footsteps bounded towards me. Faith stood no taller than three feet which I personally thought was petite for a four-year-old. Most of her cashew nut colored skin was covered by the oversized t-shirt she had draped over her shoulders. I giggled at the disheveled state that her dark brown hair was in. The curls hung loosely and frizzy all around her head; her curls extended at least a foot from her head. I briefly was reminded of Huey Freeman from The Boondocks. Some of her features matched mine exactly and some clearly didn’t. One feature was her big, smoky, blue-green eyes that stared up at me with innocence. They seemed to be framed with a few splashes of freckles. She would probably never know how much her eyes haunted me at times.


Sequel to And So They Fall . . Jake and Liandra's story continue.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: None
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed:No
Word count: 12638
Read Count: 10360
Published: 24/05/09
Updated: 28/08/09


Title: Chapter 9: Eight.

OMG You can't do this to me please please please update!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10/01/12

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 237]
Summary:

 

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Broke and in debt from college, Mary Oluwanke gets a job at one of Chicago's most popular Italian resturants, Mambo Italiano. The resturant is a family buisness. And like all families this one has a great deal of problems.

Buon cibo e buona compagnia vanno di pari passo. Faccio buon cibo, così ho prendersi il merito per la buona compagnia"*

*Translation: Good food and good company go hand in hand. I make good food, so i take credit for the good company.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Completed:No
Word count: 23316
Read Count: 44493
Published: 02/01/10
Updated: 01/09/11


Title: Chapter 15: Capitulo Tredici

Where in the world are you and why are you hogging updates?

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/03/12

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 11]
Summary:

 

  I love I love I love
This dream of going upstream
I love I love I love
All the trouble that you give me

-Feist - "The Limit to Your Love"



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Challenges: They're Playing Our Song Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3213
Read Count: 3447
Published: 08/02/10
Updated: 08/02/10


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG WOW!! Those are the only words that come to mind!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/01/12

Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 7]
Summary:

The Doctor is sure to visit his doctor every year for an important appointment. Martha/Eleven. Compliments "Free,"



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Dr. Martha Jones
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: Martha/Ten (Doctor Who)
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1385
Read Count: 2566
Published: 29/06/10
Updated: 29/06/10


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww this touches my heart! 

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/01/12

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 82]
Summary:

The Continuation of Possession  

Olivia is in love with a man that belongs to another. Sounds simple right? Well, he enjoys taking her to the height of lust, but can never remember a thing the next day. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Mystery, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed:No
Word count: 8814
Read Count: 17753
Published: 07/09/10
Updated: 03/10/11


Title: Chapter 10: Confessions Part 2

First let me say that I fucking love this story!!! The narrator view is a bit unorthodox but it absolutely works. Its raw and gritty and has the right mix of sex and insanity!!! I can't wait to read more!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/11/11

Rated: All Ages
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[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

High school crushes aren't what they seem.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 724
Read Count: 3054
Published: 20/10/10
Updated: 20/10/10


Title: Chapter 1: I Heart U: Crushing Confessions

I'd just like to say that you annoy the crap out of me.......for messing with my emotions like that and calling this complete LOL. This was fantastic! I hope to see more from you!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 29/12/11

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 44]
Summary:
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The strikingly beautiful Regan McKrenna meets the family she never knew she had or needed. Staying was only meant to be a temporary arrangement at first, until she looked into the most intense set of blue eyes she had ever seen. With the whispered words “I am not your brother,” Ian McKrenna shatters everything he had assumed about love and about himself. In a whirl wind of sexual denial, erotic passion and carnal exploration, an entire family is forced to redefine wants, needs, family and love.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 18969
Read Count: 12599
Published: 26/05/11
Updated: 26/05/11


Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 All That Glitters...

wait wait wait...what? there's no more? Please update soon! This is great!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/01/12

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 22]
Summary:

Unfinished Business banner


One-shot story.


Sadie Thompson returns to her hometown for her grandmother's funeral after being away for seven years and is forced to confront the very reason she left town in the first place.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7626
Read Count: 3056
Published: 20/06/11
Updated: 20/06/11


Title: Chapter 1: Unfinished Business

This is a beautiful little short!!



Author's Response:

Thank you so much!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 25/01/14

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 385]
Summary:

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Tabby and Jace met for the first time at a family member's wedding and decided to take advantage of the company and island scenery. What they didn't expect is that their paths have crossed before. It's funny how the past can come full circle.

DISCLAIMER: All publically recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. (ME!!) The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Full Bloom is an original work of fiction, please do not post or copy this story to any other websites.   

Full Bloom © 2011 by C.E. Givens (Elizablu)



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: Male/Female, Original
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: Kitten's Bed & Bath
Chapters: 5
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11685
Read Count: 102526
Published: 02/07/11
Updated: 10/07/17


Title: Full Bloom

This was too damn funny! I loved the organic language and family dynamics...brilliant! Can't wait to read CoCo and Mal.



Author's Response:

So glad that you enjoyed the crazy. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/01/12

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 4]
Summary:

All she ever wanted to do was to live out her life in front of proud parents; graduate high school, college, meet a nice man, have her father walk her down the isle,...but now that's impossible, and someone's going to have to pay for that.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Femslash, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Rape, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 4708
Read Count: 1507
Published: 21/11/11
Updated: 26/11/11


Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2

Where the f*ck have I been and why hasn't anyone reviewed this yet? I am confused, intrigued and turned on....and I like it. Can't wait for more!



Author's Response:

I had originally stop updating this story cause I figured no one like it. I'm really happy!!! 

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 20/01/12

Retired
Rated: Members ONLY: 17 and Older
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[Reviews - 49]
Summary:

Caesar Rosado and Evan-Renee Gold were the pair everyone hated to be around.

The inside jokes. The silent language. The saccharine sweet affection.

Yet, they insist they're just friends.

Just how long will it take before they both see what had been brewing between them since the beginning?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Completed:No
Word count: 14785
Read Count: 11375
Published: 19/12/11
Updated: 27/12/11


Title: Chapter 7: Gasolina

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need more in order for my mind to function properly...please!!!

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/01/12