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Summary:

"Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love." ~Charlie Brown

Spock discovers the wonders of peanuts and love. Prequel to Golden Bells and Serpent Gods.



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Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Nyota Uhura (Television)
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: Uhura/Spock
Warnings: Fluff
Series: Constellations
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7854
Read Count: 18511
Published: 30/04/10
Updated: 30/04/10


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awesome!

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Date: 01/05/10

Rated: Mature Content
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Summary:

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Jonathan Denson isn't what you'd call the life of the party but when he enters a room, he commands attention. The only problem is, the attention he craves isn't the attention he's getting. It's just too bad that the only person he ever truly wanted isn't ready for what he has to offer. Left with no other option, John decides that he's sick of leaving romance up to fate and takes his love life into his own hands.

Disclaimer: All characters and original storyline are the property of Renee Banks. I am in no way associated with the creators of any media franchise included in the story. No copyright infringement is intended    

Huge shout out to KKMonroe, formerly CPM09, for my title. This story would have been called something I wasn't completely satisfied with if not for her genius. Thank you, lovely lady :)



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Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 12160
Read Count: 25865
Published: 03/05/10
Updated: 22/12/10


Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

booooo, i'm in kaleesa's corner. rochele had her chance already. john needs to get over this rochele hangup.

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Date: 23/12/10

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 34]
Summary:

Sarah, a spunky Southern Belle, always knew she was a lesbian way before she left her small Texas town to go to school in L.A. She meets, Chantal, the love of her life. After dating for a while and coming out to her parents, Sarah invites Chantal to come with her to Texas to meet her parents. Things start out rough, but gets worse as tragedy strikes as a result of the town finding out about Sarah and Chantal’s relationship. Will Sarah be strong enough to face her backwards town?

My first Femslash...be easy on me...



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Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Romance, Slash
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Femslash, Graphic Violence, Racism, Rape, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11750
Read Count: 6688
Published: 08/08/10
Updated: 09/07/11


Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

uh oh. can either sarah or jared double back?!

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Date: 09/07/11

Rated: 17 and older
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Summary:

Simone always tried to help people out when they were at their lowest. When her flat mate and friend, Charlie, was fired she did whatever she could financially until he got a job. Simone has to juggle her job at London’s top model agency, her non-existent love life, and dealing with Charlie’s unemployment. Charlie tries his best to pay Simone back for her gratitude. One argument about the rent changes their relationship forever.



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Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 5297
Read Count: 4332
Published: 19/09/10
Updated: 15/10/10


Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

imo if i were simone, my would be attraction would increase if a certain someone would help pay the rent...lol

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Date: 24/09/10

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 247]
Summary:

Lay Me Down

 

Life is hard. James knows this for a fact in which she picked a bad time to quit smoking. Working long days as a housekeeper and taking online college classes just adds more stress. With a troubled childhood and a dark past looming over her shoulder, James is untrusting of others therefore lets very few people into her life.

That is until she stumbles -- literally -- into Tristen, a computer software engineer who won't take 'no' for an answer. He's different, kind, and fun. And French. He wants to get to know her, but will her past drive him away like the others and if he does stay, can he endure damage of her skeletons tumbling out of the closet?



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Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Original Characters, Rape, Sexual Content
Series: City of Lights
Chapters: 15
Completed:Yes
Word count: 63166
Read Count: 67191
Published: 22/09/10
Updated: 06/08/11


Title: Chapter 8: Caught Red Handed

ahh a confession. that frenchy is delicious in all ways. yummm

Author's Response: LOL! Isn't Tristen just a yummy French treat? :)

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Date: 18/12/10

Title: Chapter 15: Joyeux Noël (Part II)

NO you didn't just leave me hanging like that?! Neice?! and Adele should be smacked for that behavior.



Author's Response:

LMAO. I am sorry, but it was a good place to stop. The sequel is coming and hopefully you will forgive me! :)

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Date: 06/08/11

Title: Chapter 3: Snowball's Chance in Hell

awesome. james asnd tristen are good 2gether, her snarkiness and all. too bad mommy dearest and trigger aren't....up to par.

Author's Response: Thank you. Yes, Pearl and Trigger aren't definitely are 'up to par'. I agree with you there.

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Date: 26/09/10

Title: Chapter 14: Joyeux Noël (Part I)

well damn did adele have to be bitchy, james's family has enough negativity. poor james.



Author's Response:

It really isn't fair that Adele is being bitchy towards James, but the situation between them will be further explored in the next update. It may not end well though! :) Thank you so much.

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Date: 01/08/11

Title: Chapter 12: Celebrate Good Times!

I say run, James. Run to France and DON'T come back...well at least until mommy dearest and stepdaddy trigger kick the bucket.



Author's Response:

LMAO! James will get her first taste if France in the next update and maybe she'll decide not to come back!

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Date: 03/05/11

Title: Chapter 7: Just A Fool

He doesn't blame her at all, even a little bit.  And not only that, wants to stick by her? I knew I liked the man.

Author's Response:

Tristen has fallen pretty hard and even though Trigger could have taken his life, he didn't. And that is want makes Tristen want to protect James and let her know that he isn't going anywhere anytime soon because she really does need him. 

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Date: 24/11/10

Title: Chapter 9: Say It Again

punish him good james!

Author's Response: LOL, you know she will! :D

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Date: 23/12/10

Title: Chapter 10: Secrets and Complex Equations

yes well good luck to triton getting james to leave. she doesn't seem to care for that solution very much. so glad your flow is back!

Author's Response: Aw, thanks! You know James isn't going to leave without a fight, LOL. But Tristen ain't leaving her in general, so this is going to be an interesting struggle. :)

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Date: 31/12/10

Title: Chapter 11: First Comes Love Then Comes ... Baby?

yay, i missed this story like crazy. don't ever leave this story like that again.



Author's Response:

I'll try not to! It's Tristen's and James' fault, not mine. I am an innocent person in all of this mess, LOL. :)

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Date: 13/04/11

Title: Lay Me Down

you're killing me, WHY??!!!? Can someone kill Trigger and his crew please? 



Author's Response:

Trigger and his crew are a little annoying, aren't they? They just won't give James a break, but all of that is about to change!

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Date: 17/04/11

Rated: 17 and older
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Summary:

 

 

 No regrets, just love.

When a family crisis forces Broadway diva Charise Leone back to her hometown in wyoming, she expects it to be the same country hell hole she left 11 years ago. What she gets however is one surprise after another. She was the girl who spent most of her teen years in tears. Who knew she would get a second chance at her teenage dream?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 4797
Read Count: 4775
Published: 29/09/10
Updated: 14/01/11


Title: Chapter 2: Don't Ever Look Back

looking good.

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Date: 29/09/10

Rated: 17 and older
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Summary:

They messed with the wrong woman this time!

FBI agent Subrina Rayelle is on a mission to take down the people that forced her best friend Leesha into prostitution and then beat her to death when she tried to escape.

Refusing to even cry one tear of grief for Leesha until all guilty parties are brought to justice, Subrina sets her sights on Nevada where the crime took place. If only she hadn’t met her soul-mate on this mission – a beloved nephew to the leaders of the suspected prostitution ring and who may also be among the guilty parties himself. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 210
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3441
Read Count: 79609
Published: 09/10/10
Updated: 09/04/11


Title: Chapter 123: Chapter 56.2

run rae, run!

Author's Response:

LOLOLOL!!!

I luv it!

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Date: 09/01/11

Title: Chapter 90: Chapter 43.2

good job ceasar. now loose lips is gonna tell. should have left ricky where he was. drinking a hole through his stomach.

Author's Response:

Unfortunately or fortunately, Caesar has a caring heart.

Thanks for commenting!

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Date: 18/12/10

Title: Chapter 143: Chapter 65.2

how ricky gonna invite rae to the game? jackass know better. it's gonna be poplin.

Author's Response:

Yep, on and popping. lol

Thanks for commenting!

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Date: 27/01/11

Title: Chapter 152: Chapter 68.5

whoowee this ranch and town are full of some evil ass people.

Author's Response:

This is true. Can't sugarcoat it. Most of them are foul.

Thanks for commenting, Grumpirah!

 



Author's Response:

This is true. Can't sugarcoat it. Most of them are foul.

Thanks for commenting, Grumpirah!

 

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Date: 05/02/11

Title: Chapter 145: Chapter 66.2

someone's delusional.

Author's Response:

True. So true.

Thanks for commenting!

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Date: 30/01/11

Title: Chapter 92: Chapter 44.2

ricky ricky ricky, you ain't happy, so no one else can be happy, huh?



Author's Response:

That's exactly what Ricky's problem is.

Thanks for commenting!

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Date: 19/12/10

Title: Chapter 151: Chapter 68.4

finally victoria is seeing the light. now if only she'll stay strong and not let blain keep emotionally controlling her and mercedes needs a good smack in the face.

Author's Response:

It's gonna take something major for Victoria to come all the way in the light. She's tied to Blaine by more than just marriage and business (spoiler).

Thanks for commenting, Grumpirah!

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Date: 05/02/11

Title: Chapter 89: Chapter 43.1

well now, another twist to the mix. karianne needs to keep it moving with her crush. it will lead to nothing.

Author's Response:

I agree with you about Karianne. But IS she gonna keep it moving? We'll soon see.

Thanks for commenting!

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Date: 17/12/10

Title: Chapter 114: Chapter 53.1

i'm wondering the more this story goes along if blaine even loves victoria. at first i thought he did but he just loved himself more, so he continued to cheat. but he seems more of a leach and manipulator right now who doesn't want to lose his bread and butter.

Author's Response:

I don't think Blaine knows what true love is. And whenever it presents itself to him, he ALWAYS taints it.

Thanks for commenting!

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Date: 06/01/11

Title: Chapter 93: Chapter 44.3

ummm how is this subrina's fault? blaine is such a loser.

Author's Response:

Remember, Blaine got it in for Subrina and so he will use any excuse to get rid of her.

Thanks for commenting!

Reviewer: grumpirah Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 19/12/10