Penname: femmenoire [Contact]

Real name: Nicole

Member Since: 15/06/09

Membership status: Member

Bio:

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My name's Nicole and I'm an historian (in training) and teacher. But I'm obsessed with popular culture, reading and tv, definitely more than I really like the day jobs...

I'm a new writer, or at least I'm new to sharing my writing, so we'll see...

I'm really excited to read everyone's work and work up the nerve to share my own!



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[Reviews - 26]
Summary:

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Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun.

An Evil Dead Fic

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Table of Contents
Categories: Movies
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Erotica, Horror
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Chamber Grindhouse Challenge
Series: The Chamber Grindhouse, Tales of the Boomstick
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4942
Read Count: 2608
Published: 21/10/08
Updated: 21/10/08


Title: Chapter 2: Dead By Dawn

I've never seen this movie but it is officially on the netflix queue now. This was hilarious!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 25/12/09

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Rated: 17 and older
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Summary:

I have always been alone and that was all I knew how to be. My mother and father only showed up on two occasions: my dreams and my nightmares. In my dreams, they were normal people who worked nine-to-five jobs. They were always there when I needed someone to talk to. We lived in a suburban area where all the neighbors watched me grow up. We were average people in my dreams, but in my nightmares, the truth came out. My mother was a city prostitute with a drug addiction. She slept with numerous men; consequently, my father had a name or a face. For all I know, he was just a quick [ rendevous ] to help her habit. I have bounced around from different foster homes, never finding a place that I was truly happy with or that was ever happy with me.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: None
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 13
Completed:Yes
Word count: 18847
Read Count: 14277
Published: 04/01/09
Updated: 21/05/09


Title: Chapter 13: Fin.

Really good... off to read the sequel...

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 12/07/09

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 272]
Summary:

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Art Historian Aidan Bell and student Collista Carson can't stand each other. Yet for some reason, he asks her to be his new assistant.  Although doubtful that they can co-exist without killing each other, Collista has her grade in his class to think about and so accepts the position.  One thing leads to another, and before long, the two are finding it hard to maintain their professional distance.

Then the specter of Aidan's murky past casts its shadow over the forbidden relationship.  Add a priceless painting, a ruthless art collector and soon Collista finds herself in the position of having to help Aidan solve a mystery before he goes down for the count.  Will he have enough time to teach her what she needs to know about the art of the steal?  

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Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 26
Completed:Yes
Word count: 131714
Read Count: 89839
Published: 22/02/09
Updated: 22/02/10


Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Eight

ok, I'm fully in love with this story! oooh, Aidan, I want him bad. I don't know any academics like him. And I love Collista, she's a bit spoiled, but I love her determination. Can't wait to see where this goes.

 keep up the good work...



Author's Response: Thank you.  The next chapter won't be so long in coming.

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 08/08/09

Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Nine

i love this story... i'm obsessed with aiden's past now. i can't even imagine what he could have done... he's a mild mannered professor! can't wait for the next update.

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 12/08/09

Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Eleven

ahhh, i've missed this story. i'm going to need carla to be gone. like now!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 05/09/09

Title: Chapter 14: Chapter Twelve

DRAMA! what a fun chapter. I can't wait to see where we go from here...

keep up the good work. 



Author's Response: Yes!  Lots of drama and more to come.  Thanks and I'm glad your enjoying it.  Keep reading and reviewing. :-)

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 07/09/09

Title: Chapter 18: Chapter Sixteen

oh, i love it. they're just so darn sweet together... keep it coming!

Author's Response:

Thank you Femm.  Glad you enjoyed it.  And thanks for the review.

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 25/09/09

Title: Chapter 19: Chapter Seventeen

I really like the insight we get here about Collista's family. I still want to know more, but it was nice to see her on her own.

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 29/09/09

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 21]
Summary:

Matthew Sirk is a half-demon, half-human time traveller in love with two women and not certain where he wants to be. The only thing he is certain of is that he has to complete a dangerous mission, which just might save the world. But for him to succeed, he has to forgive an old friend and make a choice about the women in his life. 

And of course, he's running out of time.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Romance, Science Fiction
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:No
Word count: 13041
Read Count: 1967
Published: 31/03/09
Updated: 30/06/09


Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I'm intrigued... I really wonder how this is going to end. Great story so far...

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 12/07/09

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 134]
Summary:

Imani

A Pretty Woman is an inspirational tale of four strangers from different places who meet at the auspice of life and death, stirring each others hearts and setting their true spirits free.  Michelangelo Sabatino is a good son, a hardworking Type A, whose mother Linda, a former sculptor, whom he hardly knows has been released to hospice and needs a caregiver but his estranged wife Rachel isn't up to the challenge.  A chance encounter with the homeless Imani Demeksa, Linda discovers a kind and friendly heart who helps mediate a renewed relationship with mother and son before the element of time cements them strangers forever.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC). The original characters and plot are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC), and is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Graphics by SPAC 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Drugs/Drug Use, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 26
Completed:Yes
Word count: 67151
Read Count: 23232
Published: 11/05/09
Updated: 01/09/09


Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10

oh i really like the story. i'm interested to see where this goes. Linda's great! Sometimes old ladies are beyond amazing.

Author's Response: Yes.. the meddling old lady! Thanks for reading.  I'm so glad you're enjoying.  :D

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 04/07/09

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Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 129]
Summary:

Tiny, muffled footsteps bounded towards me. Faith stood no taller than three feet which I personally thought was petite for a four-year-old. Most of her cashew nut colored skin was covered by the oversized t-shirt she had draped over her shoulders. I giggled at the disheveled state that her dark brown hair was in. The curls hung loosely and frizzy all around her head; her curls extended at least a foot from her head. I briefly was reminded of Huey Freeman from The Boondocks. Some of her features matched mine exactly and some clearly didn’t. One feature was her big, smoky, blue-green eyes that stared up at me with innocence. They seemed to be framed with a few splashes of freckles. She would probably never know how much her eyes haunted me at times.


Sequel to And So They Fall . . Jake and Liandra's story continue.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: None
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed:No
Word count: 12638
Read Count: 10361
Published: 24/05/09
Updated: 28/08/09


Title: Chapter 1: Cast

ok i really love this story. i've been waiting and waiting for an update. come back! i really need to know how this ends...

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 15/08/09

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Summary:

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Two people meet, not an unusual story but...



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2404
Read Count: 1688
Published: 05/07/09
Updated: 05/07/09


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

very, very cute... I loved it!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 12/07/09

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 111]
Summary:

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"Never judge a book by its cover"

Sasha McPherson, 31 year old real estate agent has a dream.  A dream deeply rooted in the American Dream.  She wants to be a million dollar listing agent at Blitz Realty and make partner.  She's beautiful, charming, and with an otherwise open heart.

Pavlov Patrenko, 28 year old temporary resident from the Ukraine also has a dream.  A dream deeply rooted in the American Dream.  He wants to defect to the U.S., buy a home, and build a business in the land of the free.  But only a few things stand in his way-Sasha McPherson, her gilded suit of armor, and one huge 'f_ck off' sign spiked firmly on her forehead.

What happens when east meets west?

Surely Curves up Ahead!

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC). The original characters and plot are the property of SparkApCider (SPAC), and is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Graphics by SPAC 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed:No
Word count: 22525
Read Count: 19045
Published: 14/08/09
Updated: 25/10/11


Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

ooooh I'm interested! Can't wait for the next update.

Author's Response: Thanks femmenoire for reading.  A new chapter is in the works, I hope to post in a few days ok!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 14/08/09

Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 7]
Summary:

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Merlin 

"Something whispered in my ear that wasn't there."



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Guinevere
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Drama, Fantasy
Story Status: None
Pairings: Gwen/Arthur (Merlin)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1668
Read Count: 5003
Published: 17/08/09
Updated: 17/08/09


Title: Chapter 1: Ever Mine

oooh that was so beautiful... i definitely didn't see that coming until it was already happening. so ethereal. i love stories like that.

wonderful!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 11/09/09

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 14]
Summary:

 


 


Being Human


 


It doesn’t scare her, the forgetting.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: Annie Sawyer
Classification: Off Cannon , Supernatural
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Fantasy, Friendship
Story Status: None
Pairings: Annie/Mitchell (Being Human)
Warnings: Adult Situations, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5088
Read Count: 3670
Published: 17/08/09
Updated: 17/08/09


Title: Chapter 1: The Constant

ok, how adorable... you completely captured the characters' personalities. i can almost hear george shrieking in my head! oh and i love annie... and mitchell. i've really been waiting for this. so just in case it never happens THANK YOU...

Author's Response: Thank you femmenoire! I was so worried about the voices in this one, me not being a brit and everying.: ) I'm so glad you enjoyed this, and htank you for reading. I've been waiting for that hookup myself. :)

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 19/08/09

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 404]
Summary:

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To become King of the Lycans, Ulrich has to marry. Between two of his own kind, Sabine, a human, catches his attention and his heart. except on the night of their marriage,she is murdered. 500 years later, Sabine is alive and no longer human but that is only just the beginning of their problems...

*banner by me* i was lazy on the first one and wanted to remake it...

 

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Horror, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed:No
Word count: 45707
Read Count: 60693
Published: 01/09/09
Updated: 17/09/10


Title: Second Chance

i was days away from putting out an apb on you! i'm so glad you're back and part 2 is starting out nicely. i can't wait to see what goes down...

poor sabine. i was afraid that she might turn out sort of like this after she was turned but... just sad. 

can't wait until the next update and i'm glad you're back! :-)

 

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 25/11/09

Title: Chapter 17: Hunger

You're back!

 

Great update.... keep 'em coming. :)

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 29/07/10

Title: Chapter 2: Choosing three

ok i love stories about werewolves and i'm more than intrigued. the story summary sounds great. i can't wait to see how this turns out... keep the updates coming!

Author's Response: thank you for the review ^_^

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 01/09/09

Title: Chapter 3: Something Unexpected

this story is so sweet. and that's crazy weird to say about lycans. i love it!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 05/09/09

Title: Chapter 5: revenge

oh i love the menacing vamps in the background. poor sabine, she hasn't done anything and everyone wants to hurt her. i really like how the story is moving along.

can't wait for the next update...

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 05/09/09

Title: Chapter 9: A mortal no more

oh i love this story... can not wait for the next part!

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 03/10/09

Title: Chapter 13: Ch. 13

oooh! I've been waiting for this. Can not wait for what's coming next. :)

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 16/12/09

Title: Chapter 14: Suspicious

VARIETY! 

I'm so excited you're back! And I'm really excited for this story. I'm going to need Sabine to remember Ulrich ASAP. I *heart* these two. Great update. Come back really soon with another. ;) 

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Date: 18/03/10

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 43]
Summary:

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Uncanny X-Men

When she shows up that first night, he’s not surprised.



Table of Contents
Categories: Books
Characters: Storm/Ororo Munroe
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Dark Fic, Extreme Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1550
Read Count: 2931
Published: 09/09/09
Updated: 09/09/09


Title: Chapter 1: Chaleur

"Release me." - This sent me over the edge. I couldn't help but smile. Perfection. I always wanted them together when I was young... sigh, this brings me back to my childhood... uh, er, well except for all the steamy sex. That's grown folk business!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading femmenoire! And writing this took me back too....except for the grown folk stuff ;)

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 10/09/09

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 127]
Summary:

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"This time and place, as I look upon your face..remember as long as you live,

                                                       it was my love  to give"   

                     -except from It Was My Love to Give by Barbara LaBarbera

       ~//~

Sally Parker had heard talk of Indian or "Injun" attacks out West, but that was just talk from around town. Right? Wrong.

Sally embarks on an enthralling, and often dangerous journey when she is kidnaped and taken into the Comanche Tribe. However, the journey isn’t easy, between battles with the increasingly, dedicated, hard-nosed, "war chief," Nakotah Quanah, and trying to fit into a strange society which she feels she doesn’t belong.

Just when things begin to look up, what happens when an enraged mistress wants her servant back and will go through all costs to get her back? Will this kick-off the beginning of many battles for the Comanche with the Texan government or can Sally defuse the situation in time?

Either way Sally is going to have make a life-altering decision that will not only affect her, but maybe for the ‘ayashe’ as well.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 8442
Read Count: 6588
Published: 23/10/09
Updated: 29/05/10


Title: Chapter 1: June 3, 1847

this isn't normally my type of story, but i'm intrigued. keep the updates coming!

Author's Response:

Thank you for the review!

Your right! For me to write this, is a bit of a stretch from my comfort zone (contemporary, modern romance) and I'm posting ch.2 right now! Please keep reading and reviewing:]]

Reviewer: femmenoire Signed
Date: 23/10/09