Penname: Artamiss Caine [Contact]

Real name: Artamiss Caine

Member Since: October 24 2011

Membership status: Member

Bio:

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....about me...I live south of nowhere, just fifteen minutes east of desperation....Oh you want something a little more non-fictional.. Ok, I'm a 26 yr old mom of two. Attended FSU!!!! Yes, I bleed garnet and gold. I love life with my kids and hubby. Reading and writing are large parts of my soul. I'd go crazy if I didn't put the voices in my head down on paper. :) I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Oh, and I'm also on The Twitter follow my mindless ramblings... http://www.twitter.com/artamisscaine


 


Update: April 10, 2014


 


While I am home recuperating from surgery, I have decided to go ahead with Nerds On Words. The first review has been posted. http://nerdsonwords.webs.com/ Check out the sight when you get a


chance. 


 


 


Update: April 16, 2014


 


Nerds on Words has moved!! I finally got blogger to cooperate and it is doing the most right now. I know I said that about webs...but I feel like we will reach a bigger audience with Blogger that and it links directly to my google+ account and gmail making responding easier. Remember that the email for NOW is Thenerdsonwords@gmail.com and the new site is www.nerdsonwords.blogspot.com



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On Hiatus: No

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Summary:

College student Rory Daniels has a problem, and it isn’t how she’s going to pass her final exams.

You see, she can do this thing where she can manipulate objects… and other things, and as far as she knows she’s the only one who can. So when she’s forced to use her powers at a crowded bookstore and attracts the attention of a fellow student, she’s anything but happy about it. When it turns out the student has no interest in turning her over to the government and actually wants, of all things, a double date, she’s pleasantly surprised. That is, until her date ditches her for her friend and she ends up stuck with his.

His friend turns out to be Victor Ryken. He’s tall. Built like a Greek god and has a set of the most memorizing hazel eyes Rory’s ever seen. And, oh yeah, he does nothing but infuriate her. After the date from hell, Vic has for some reason taken an increased interest in her and what’s worse… her powers light up every time he touches her. When Vic’s around her abilities go haywire and his presence marks the beginning of a string of unusual events. Suddenly, she’s become a person of interest to nearly everyone she meets and strange people pop up in her life that have her question her own weirdness. When Vic himself displays a whole new level of weird while saving her from an attacker, Rory ends up concluding one thing. 

Maybe she’s not as alone as she thinks.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure , Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Character Death, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 40
Completed:Yes
Word count: 126441
Read Count: 55741
Published: August 22 2013
Updated: September 04 2013


Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 37

What the great googamooga?????????   Dont you dare end this here when I sat and read this in one sitting!!!! That just isn't flipping fair I say dammit!! Lovely story. After editing it will be flawless. Reminds me of a cross between a story 2 stories Gena Showalter wrote but so much fresher. (I totally mean that as a compliment not that you are copying lol) loved loved loved it now gimme more lol



Author's Response:

Thanks so much!!! And I'm so sorry D: I'm going to try to get the sequel up soon. I haven't read any Gena Showalter. Does she write superheroes?! :D

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 06 2013

Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 37

What the great googamooga?????????   Dont you dare end this here when I sat and read this in one sitting!!!! That just isn't flipping fair I say dammit!! Lovely story. After editing it will be flawless. Reminds me of a cross between a story 2 stories Gena Showalter wrote but so much fresher. (I totally mean that as a compliment not that you are copying lol) loved loved loved it now gimme more lol

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Date: September 06 2013

Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 37

What the great googamooga?????????   Dont you dare end this here when I sat and read this in one sitting!!!! That just isn't flipping fair I say dammit!! Lovely story. After editing it will be flawless. Reminds me of a cross between a story 2 stories Gena Showalter wrote but so much fresher. (I totally mean that as a compliment not that you are copying lol) loved loved loved it now gimme more lol

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Date: September 06 2013

Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 37

What the great googamooga?????????   Dont you dare end this here when I sat and read this in one sitting!!!! That just isn't flipping fair I say dammit!! Lovely story. After editing it will be flawless. Reminds me of a cross between a story 2 stories Gena Showalter wrote but so much fresher. (I totally mean that as a compliment not that you are copying lol) loved loved loved it now gimme more lol

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Date: September 06 2013

Title: Chapter 1: Cast of Characters

Yeah she has two series actually. ?.one is more teen geared but the main character reminds me of Rory. It is called Red handed and the two are adult that remind me of the relationship between Vic and Rory...they it is called the Tales of an extraordinary girl series. The first is called Playing with fire and the second is  called twice as hot...not IR but still amazig! And pardon my typos. Typing from my tab with one hand. My dominant hand is injured lol

Reviewer: Artamiss Caine Signed
Date: September 06 2013

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Summary:

When Joss begins receiving anonymous letters, she has her suspicions as to who might be penning the ominous messages.  But as the list of suspects grows, will she uncover the author’s identity or stumble upon a greater truth?  *A response to the Random Letters prompt.*



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Romance, Suspense
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: Random Letters
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Completed:Yes
Word count: 46306
Read Count: 37781
Published: August 29 2013
Updated: October 17 2013


Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Ahhh i am so glad that I waited to read this!!!! it made me believe b in fairy tale endings again!!! So beautiful!!!!! Thank you for your gift woman!!!!!!!



Author's Response:

Aawww, thanks Artamiss Caine!!! I'm so excited you enjoyed it!

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Date: October 20 2013

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[Reviews - 59]
Summary:

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Stop fighting about the same old thing, Let's start over, We can't let our good love die, Maybe we can start over, Give love another life,

 

I know that this will hurt you, I know you'll cry, I know I called you selfish, but that's a lie, I feel I know that's the best for us,

 

Let's start over 

 

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Original Characters
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed:No
Word count: 31466
Read Count: 10916
Published: September 02 2013
Updated: September 19 2016


Title: Chapter 4: Scared of Lonely

I really like this story. I can't wait to see what happens leading up to their present predicament.  One bit of advice though is that you have quite a few grammatical typos. They stifle the progression of the story and your nice turn of phrase. 



Author's Response:

Thank you for your review. I will surely go through the chapters an check. I'm glad you like the story.

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Date: June 16 2014

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 32]
Summary:

The sequel to Metamorphosis!



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure , Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 7989
Read Count: 2974
Published: September 08 2013
Updated: April 14 2014


Title: Chapter 2: Prologue

Say whaaaaaaaa!!! Lol. Thanks for coming back so soon!!

Author's Response:

Tehe. Thanks! I'm going to try to give you all updates as quickly as I can. I'm writing two other novels right now so trying to get this one in. :-)

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Date: September 08 2013

Title: Chapter 2: Prologue

Say whaaaaaaaa!!! Lol. Thanks for coming back so soon!!

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Date: September 08 2013

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[Reviews - 32]
Summary:

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After a scathing indiscretion, NBA all-star James “JD” Denson is shipped back to his hometown in Tennessee to lay low, and to let his legal team handle the fall out of a night of drunken debauchery. With a lot of time on his hands, James accidentally concocts his own hair-brained scheme to get back into the NBA’s good graces.

When Tayla Maxwell, fresh out of culinary school, returns home to take a much needed break before real life begins, she has the misfortune of running into an ego-maniac with a laundry list of issues no one in their right mind would try to fix. Convinced that helping him trick an entire nation is a good idea, Tayla suddenly finds herself stuck between a rock and hard-headed fool who’ll either drive her to drink or make all of her dreams come true

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 13762
Read Count: 6270
Published: October 24 2013
Updated: December 30 2013


Title: Chapter 1: Homecoming

Oooooo weeeee.  I can't wait to see more. I love the banter between James John and Chelle. Too cute

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Date: October 26 2013

Title: Chapter 1: Homecoming

Oooooo weeeee.  I can't wait to see more. I love the banter between James John and Chelle. Too cute

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Date: October 26 2013

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Summary:

This is the sequel to Tess and Jay; they have been married for two years now, and are happy. However with Tess being very busy all of the time and Jay trying to make a name for himself in the company, sometimes they just don't have the time to be as close as they use to be. Combined with this and Jay's new beautifual assistant, Tess' old insecurities are beginning to creep in. Can this marriage survive the strain?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed:No
Word count: 52947
Read Count: 28571
Published: November 29 2013
Updated: January 18 2014


Title: Chapter 1: Brown Eyes of Green...

You know what song comes to mind when I think of Tess and Toni? You have to look up all those "Fuck Dat Bitch" vines. there is one especially that is titled "when you walk past your exes house." that dance that the dude does.....i can so see Tess doing that while walking past Toni's desk!!!! The visual had me laughing my ass off!!! You are good lady!



Author's Response:

I found that video and watched it...and died! Mainly because I saw a pregnant Tess doing it...lol

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Date: January 16 2014

Title: Chapter 19: Mentors Who Vomit in Trashcans...

I will forever hold the image in my mind that Tess will do the Fuck Dat Bitch dance in front of all those other heffas lmao!!!! You made me laugh and cry and took me through a whole gamut of emotions. Truly a testament of your skill. Great job!!!

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Date: January 16 2014

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Summary:

Rule One:  Keep your regular life and your Domme life separate.

Rule Two:  Keep your relationship with your sub professional.  It is a business transaction.

Rule Two:  Never fall in love with a sub.

 

Talia Lawrence is a photographer by day and private dominatrix when she is not behind the camera.  All is balanced in her life until one of her subs moves clear across the country, leaving her with an empty spot in her schedule and on her spanking bench.  When a chance meeting turns out not to be so random, she has to ask herself if the new sub who offers himself presents too much of a risk to all three of her rules. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: BDSM
Challenges: Bottom Bitches
Series: None
Chapters: 7
Completed:No
Word count: 13578
Read Count: 6553
Published: December 09 2013
Updated: December 11 2014


Title: Chapter 2: The Business

Oh my!

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Date: December 10 2013

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Summary:

In the wake of an ugly divorce, Natalia executes a scheme meant to move her beyond the hurt inflicted by her ex-husband, Richard.  The plan is to ease her suffering by increasing his, and her weapon, a younger man unwittingly drawn into the illicit plot. 

In the quest for revenge, will Natalia realize her goal of bringing Richard to his knees?  Or will vengeance and her weapon of choice become her undoing?

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: December's Wrap-up!
Series: None
Chapters: 40
Completed:Yes
Word count: 120
Read Count: 91987
Published: December 13 2013
Updated: May 02 2015


Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - Mirror, Mirror

No No no...JJ....You got this all wrong!  Ugh....The whole point of me saying " just promise me..." is so that your irrefutable response would be... " absolutely Artamiss.. whatever you want Artamiss...As you wish Artamiss..."  

-_-...... but NOOOOOOO..You HAD to go and be deep and sh!t and make Jamison as inwardly dysfunctional as Natalia is...show off....Can't stand the way you make everything a perfect emotional roller coaster for me to indulge in.  Ugh. I guess I will have to suffer through the suspense like everyone else.  ;) 

PS 

give that man a woman!!! :D



Author's Response:

LMAO!  Why do you have me feeling like I should be dressed in a gold gown, hopping on one foot, barking like a dog...A big dog. 

Poor Jamison.  Him needs a hug and some therapy.  We'll see if either does any good next chapter.  Thanks for reading and reviewing, Artamiss Caine!

P.S.  I make NO promises. : )

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Date: January 14 2015

Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Consequence

JoelleJax. .........you already know what I am going to say. It is what I say in every review that i leave you so I won't waste your time by fawning over you and telling you how much I love  your work. Lol



Author's Response:

Lol.  Aw, Artamiss Caine, you have absolutely made my day.  Thanks so much for reading and the lovely review.  I so appreciate it.

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Date: December 19 2013

Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 - The End of Ignorance and Bliss

These heart palpitations. .....I am going to have my doctors  start billing you for them lol



Author's Response:

Lol!  I'll set some funds aside.  Thanks Artamiss Caine!

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Date: February 28 2015

Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - I Will But I Won't

Just do me one solid....If he really is this perfect and sweet don't leave him heartbroken and single in the end please... find Jameson a  nice sweet girl...and let Barbara get told off......A lot....ok that's 2 favors....but you know what I mean.



Author's Response:

I make no promises.  Thanks Artamiss Caine!

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Date: January 12 2015

Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Entrances and Exits

You have no idea how good your writing is to my soul. We, of course, will bear with you. But we also stand with you. You are not alone. You are a proud member of the V-Unit family. May the Lord rain blessings down upon you to wash away any uncertainties and instability!

Much love,

Artamiss



Author's Response:

'Thank you' doesn't quite express my gratitude for your kind words and support, but thank you, Artamiss.  I truly appreciate them, it, and you.

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Date: February 05 2014

Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - New Year's Resolution

Ooooooooooooooooweeeee

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Date: July 23 2014

Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - Miss Me

Well Happy New Year to you too lol. Glad you are back! 



Author's Response:

Thanks Artamiss Caine!

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Date: January 02 2015

Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 - The Parent Trap

Ahhhhhhhhh!!! But only due to my slight. ....ok extreme obsession with your writing, I will not question your purpose. ...The fact that it is yours to do with is only secondary ; p



Author's Response:

Lol!  Thanks Artamiss Caine!

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Date: January 10 2015

Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - In His Shoes

I want to high five Rich and kick his nads back into his lungs all at the same time....is that weird?



Author's Response:

Lol.  Nope.  He inspires that sort of emotional dichotomy.  He's Rich.  Thanks Artamiss Caine!

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Date: January 20 2015

Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Impatience is a Virtue

I must say that I did not see this going this way at all....but it was fantastic

!!! Not surprised though!!



Author's Response:

Thanks, Artamiss Caine!!!

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Date: February 04 2015

Title: Chapter 40: Epilogue

Thanks to you  ...I am at work crying.....you have such a beautiful gift and you wield it so masterfully!!! Thank you thank you thank you!!



Author's Response:

You are very welcome.  Thank YOU for taking this journey with me and for the wonderful compliment, Artamiss Caine! And sorry for the worktime tears : )

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Date: May 02 2015

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