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Summary:

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Taylor Mooreland has more than her share of problems. Her mother's an irresponsible dreamer who's more interested in floating from audition to audition than she is in paying her bills. So, Taylor's got to keep the ship afloat, taking care of her little brother and working to help pay the bills while she's going to school. And if life wasn't difficult enough, now she's gotten herself into quite the mess with a guy who thinks she's a man.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 16
Completed:Yes
Word count: 48727
Read Count: 129494
Published: January 15 2009
Updated: June 09 2013


Title: Chapter 5: Five

I absolutely love Coffee Prince and I'm thoroughly enjoying where you're going with this story. :)

Author's Response: Me too - clearly. ;) The idea was too adorable to pass up.

Reviewer: Valhalla Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 23 2009

Title: Chapter 9: Nine

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou for coming back!

 

*sigh* I love a good gender bender and this story is just so entertaining. Can't wait for the next update!



Author's Response:

And thank you for coming back to read this. The next update is already in the works.

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Date: November 09 2011

Title: Chapter 10: Ten

Awesome!

I love the way you're framing their feelings. Your writing is very subtle yet very detailed. Great job.

Literally cannot wait for the next chapter!



Author's Response:

Thank you so much.

Reviewer: Valhalla Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 21 2011

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Summary:

Farewell

 

She didn't choose this Life. He chose It for her. And for that, he must pay the Ultimate Price.

Exceedingly Dope Banner by my homeskillet Valhalla.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: Action-Adventure , Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 32
Completed:No
Word count: 92749
Read Count: 99687
Published: January 24 2011
Updated: March 20 2014


Title: Chapter 15: Confrontation Part 1

Yay! It's the beginning of hotness! Yay! Reid and Mila are so awesome! Yay!

 And did I mention, yay?! Yes? Okay....yay!

Reviewer: Valhalla Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 01 2011

Title: Chapter 14: Shifting Currents

Oh, IT, you evil woman, you. How can you leave us on the edge like this? Is Sevtlana going to meet Bowie and Mila in the grounds? Is she going to do something stupid? What's the bombing really about? Who are the people that might see Bowie? When is Vlad gonna get down and dirty? So many relevant questions!

You know what this means, right? It means you must constantly update until all the questions are answered!



Author's Response:

Lmao, lot of questions indeed. the bombings were a play off of what's actually happening in the Moscow area now. there are these purist rebels that are protesting the immigration of "caucasians" into Russia and any other race that they don't consider pure Russian. so they've been bombing airports and different places. the huge one was back in January and it exposed the security issues the airport was having as well. Bowie was just afraid to be seen as a black face in a sea of Russians. she'd be targeted quite easily.

oh, and vlad's going to get down with the get down really soon.

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Date: February 28 2011

Title: Chapter 12: Hunter vs. Game

Oh the intrigue! The sexiness! The darkness! The creepiness! The bondage...ness!. Glad your back and feeling better, lady. Thanks for the update.

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Date: February 12 2011

Title: Chapter 11: The Outsider

Sings, "Oooooo, Joey's gonna get it!"

That's what he gets for messing with Vlad's property. Another enjoyable update. 

p.s. I'm going to need to think of a nickname for Vlad and Joey. Blad? Vlowie? Bowimir?



Author's Response: i think i like Bowimir. almost sounds like it should be a baby's name . . .

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Date: February 07 2011

Title: Chapter 18: Denial Waits

Fab-you-lus!

Has Bowie forgotten about Joey? Svetlana's smackdown should be epic. Thanks for updating so regularly!

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Date: March 10 2011

Title: Chapter 10: Try a Little Tenderness

Okay, so I was up watching the Superbowl when it occurred to me that I had no idea what was going on. Valhalla knows nothing about american football. So, I thought I'd pop into the chamber and stalk you but you already posted! Yay!

Aww I'm starting to warm to Joey now but knowing you, Miss Darkness, if I get too comfy with him, you'll pull the rug out from under my feet!

Vlad's not going to be happy when he finds out BowJo did the tango...lying down....naked. 

Did I mention I love Reid?

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Date: February 07 2011

Title: Chapter 9: Roots, Bloody Roots Pt. 3 (Final)

Yes, I did help Cassius and Beattie because I am benevolent like that lol. Great update, I'm sensing sexy times with our Bowie and Joey, teehee bowie and joey. I shall nickname them BowJo.

Anyway, Vlad calls me and says, "Valhalla, please use your benevolence to separate my Bowie from that pretty boy Joey and bring her into my sexy creepy arms." I was like, "Vlad, honey, I shall make polite suggestions to my girl IT and see what's up."



Author's Response: Lmao! oh, Vlad! and yeah i cringed a little when i first did the whole "Joey & Bowie" thing. ugh. too cute. lol

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Date: February 06 2011

Title: Chapter 8: Roots, Bloody Roots Pt. 2

Yay for casting Mila Kunis. I heart her!

I'm really intrigued about Bowie's parents. I can't wait to find out where her father fits into all of this! 

Sexy creepy Vlad is going to make his move so Slutlana better step off! Great work. I'm really enjoying this story.

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Date: February 05 2011

Title: Chapter 16: Confrontation Part 2

Okay, so I totally forgot to leave a review when I read this first time around. You literally left me speechless and that's not a good thing for a lady who uses words!

Whew! Score one for Team Vlad bwahahahahaha... although I do feel kinda bad for Joey and people on Team BowJo. Oh well, as Bowie said, what happens in Russia...

However, something tells me it's going to spill over. My man Vlad tells me he's feeling insatiable now that he's had a taste.*winkwinknudgenudgeknowwhatImean?*

I was literally yelling, "Bite her, dammit! Just bite her!" Vlad, next time Bowie offers her neck up on a plate to you, feast away my friend, feast away!

Superb chapter, IT!

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Date: March 03 2011

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 115]
Summary:  banner

In the left corner is Tanya Rodriguez, a woman that has it all. A great business, the best friend in the world and a mother and father who love their baby girl. But the one thing she's always wanted but never had is love. True love.

In the right corner is Jaycee Cristoforo. He's at the top of his profession as a sports entertainer. He's sexy and with millions of adoring female fans Jaycee knows he can have nearly any woman in the world but feels he is still missing something.

When these two meet will they find what they are looking for?

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 13
Completed:No
Word count: 47718
Read Count: 19325
Published: February 09 2011
Updated: January 01 2013


Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Wow Coco really is a grade A witch. Hope she gets what's coming to her. Aww, Jay is so sweet and smitten with Tanya, hope she realises that and goes out with him. Thanks for the update!

Author's Response: Yeah that CoCo is a very mean woman sleeping with someone  else man just sad.  Glad you like the story and thanks for the review.

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Date: March 19 2011

Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hot cast and nice photo effects! Off to read!

Author's Response: Thanks those photos are not easy to find lol but enjoy searching for JC pics lol. Thanks for the review.

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Date: March 16 2011

Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I love that Jaycee is so close to his Nana. What a sweetie underneath all that sexy muscle. Trina is a trip, she seems like a cool best friend. Looks like our boy Jaycee has been bitten by the lovebug over Tanya!

Nice work!



Author's Response: Yeah he has been bitten by the lovebug for sure. He willing to go thu tables for her lol.  Yeah family means alot to Jay so he is very close with them. Yeah Trina is a trip for sure lol. Thanks for the review.

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Date: March 16 2011

Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Coco needs a good beat down. I hope Tanya can give Jay a chance, he seems really interested in her.

I love Trina and Tony's interractions. Really good characters. Thanks for the update!



Author's Response: Thanks yeah CoCo need to get hurt I don't like her mean woman.  Jay has his work cut out for him when it comes to Tanya to get back in good grace with her. Yeah Trina and Tony it so much fun see Trina put Tony in his place lol. Thank you for the review.

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Date: March 16 2011

Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Nana Rose, Lorena and Katerina have to be my fave characters. So funny lol

I enjoyed their interactions and I sense some hot and heavy times in the future for Jay and Tanya. Can't wait! Thanks.



Author's Response:

Glad you like Nana Rose and the gang it was so much fun writtting them. Oh yeah have feeling it going to get hot with Tanya and Jay real soon. Thank you for the review.

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Date: May 11 2011

Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Okay, I've fallen behind reading and reviewing but I'm catching up today.

I love Tanya's parents! Her mum is hilarious and blunt and her dad seems like an awesome and protective parent. I was giggling when he threatened Jay. Go Papa Rodriguez!



Author's Response:

Yeah Tanya parents are somethng mom talking about his ass and dad was ready to lay the smackdown on Jay lol. Glad you like the chapter and thank you for the review.

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Date: May 11 2011

Rated: 17 and older
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Summary: Their choice of career doesn't leave much room for developing and maintaining a healthy relationship.

Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: None
Classification: Off Cannon
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Strong Sexual Content
Series: Welcome to Harlan County
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1197
Read Count: 2179
Published: February 11 2011
Updated: February 11 2011


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was really good, Scribe.

I'm a fan of the show and I love that you picked it up for a fanfic. Thanks!



Author's Response: Thank you. I wrote this one during the first season and it's just finding it's way on to the chamber. I really enjoy the show and the dynamic of the two characters even if their relationship doesn't mirror this fic. Thanks for taking the time to leave me such a lovely comment.

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Date: February 11 2011

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[Reviews - 478]
Summary:

TLAL 

It happened one night. No biggie. Right?

Until Moliere Baker realizes her one night with Simon Ford has repercussions that affect not only them and those they care about, but a brand new life as well . . .

Now there's a wedding approaching and time to come clean is running out. Is there enough love between two friends to last a lifetime once the secret's out?

Gorgeous Banner by Valhalla



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: Spring Baby-Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 17
Completed:No
Word count: 50743
Read Count: 78789
Published: March 27 2011
Updated: May 01 2016


Title: Chapter 7: Waking Dream

Hey, IT

Finally caught up with this story and I'm really enjoying it. I love the dialogue between Cooper and Simon. Since Simon has Molli, can I have Coop?

Great job, lady!

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Date: April 17 2011

Title: Chapter 8: In Dreams

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Tis all.

 

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Date: April 23 2011

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 10]
Summary:

 

Rachel Brooks gets caught in a compromising position after a few moments of well placed attention from her favorite sharp shooter. A Justified smutty ficlet.



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe, Off Cannon
Genre: Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Sexual Content
Series: Welcome to Harlan County
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1107
Read Count: 4046
Published: June 03 2011
Updated: June 03 2011


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I wish you were a writer for the actual show; you've managed to make Tim super sexy lol. Great job.



Author's Response:

I wish I was too...the show needs a little life in a few areas. Thanks for reading Val. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with a tiny crush blooming for Tim.

Reviewer: Valhalla Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 05 2011

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.