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Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 282]
Summary:

 

Cara Nightingale had made the same mistake twice.  Could she recover from past mistakes and get her life in order?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 14
Completed:Yes
Word count: 66737
Read Count: 81034
Published: August 07 2012
Updated: October 15 2012


Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 The Persistent Fool

Would somone PLEASE dump some horse tranquilizers into Douglas' Metamucil? That racist, fetishizing* crank has worn the daylights of out his welcome. He needs to exit, stage left!

 

*Don't think I missed his lecherous yearnings for Cara's mother. Nasty ol' fart.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: September 12 2012

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 22]
Summary:


There's no book on this. But there should be



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2556
Read Count: 2614
Published: October 12 2012
Updated: October 12 2012


Title: Chapter 1: It's not as bad as it sounds

Very beautiful story, especially for an introvert like me.

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Date: March 22 2013

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 16]
Summary:

When you waste love on the wicked; the innocent wil pay.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Horror, Psychological
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Dark Fic, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Rape, Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1682
Read Count: 2225
Published: October 16 2012
Updated: October 16 2012


Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

That is one sick piece of work.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: October 16 2012

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Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 153]
Summary:

 

Mallory Ruskin lost her sight in an unfortunate accident five years ago. Can she push aside the fear of the assumed and the unknown to trust the one man who had her heart?

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: Original
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed:No
Word count: 28493
Read Count: 19562
Published: January 29 2013
Updated: May 19 2014


Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 My Love

Saschrise! At this rate, Mallory is going to be a quadriplegic by the time Rory gets a calm apology out of his system. Hope she has great insurance.



Author's Response:

LOL, Yes, she manages to get into the craziest situations that , sadly affect her good being. I think those are going to lessen as the story goes on.

 

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: February 12 2013

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 72]
Summary:

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Lana and Lucas have an arrangement. Something that works for the both of them. At least Lana thought it did.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed:Yes
Word count: 8868
Read Count: 11841
Published: March 12 2013
Updated: April 13 2013


Title: Chapter 3: What are feelings even good for?

I'm fully on board with Lucas. If the roles were reversed, we'd be mentally screaming at Lana to run for the hills.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: March 22 2013

Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 5]
Summary:

 

Hydrangeas

Although she has "best intentions" for her daughter, a mother's obsession with social status threatens to tear her family apart.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Family
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters
Series: How Does Her Garden Grow?
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3235
Read Count: 5839
Published: May 05 2013
Updated: May 05 2013


Title: Chapter 1: Hydrangeas

Since she likes money and status so much, I hope what she got from her late husband will keep her old and cold heart warm. Beastly woman. There's driven, and then there's...well, THIS.



Author's Response:

Ha ha ha! I know! It blows my mind to know that there are actual people who are like Mrs. Davila. So concerned with how they are perceived that they forget that it is what's on the inside that counts.
Thanks for reading!

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Date: May 05 2013

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 70]
Summary:

Masks

 

“We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be.” 
 Patrick RothfussThe Name of the Wind

 

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Spritualism, Strong Sexual Content
Series: The Masquerade
Chapters: 4
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6636
Read Count: 8469
Published: May 14 2013
Updated: July 08 2013


Title: Chapter 2: When One Door Closes

That poor baby is going to be half-asshole. ;_; Ugh, how old are Thomas and Jeremiah? 15?! That's some knuckle-headed high school jock behaviour! >_<

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Date: May 15 2013

Title: Chapter 3: Grief Is A Complicated Business

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if Thomas did get a good beating from James. Murder would be extreme, but I'm all in favour of a good ass-kicking!

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Date: May 26 2013

Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 53]
Summary:

Sometimes things just don't go as planned.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Erotica
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Dubcon, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Challenges: Sexual Healing, Through His Eyes
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3801
Read Count: 17834
Published: May 14 2013
Updated: May 18 2013


Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

The single fact that she's a Jamaican and he hasn't been beaten bloody tells me this is crack-fic. But seriously, Jason....you want to get the attention of the girl you like, so you thought breaking and entering (and uninvited sex!) was a great idea? Here's another r-word for you, son : RAPIST!



Author's Response:

LOL!

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: May 15 2013

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 417]
Summary:

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Benjamin Cunningham III decided to finally open the box that his adopted parents had given him which would reveal his past.  Little did he know that its contents would change his life forever.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Rape
Challenges: Through His Eyes
Series: None
Chapters: 16
Completed:No
Word count: 82948
Read Count: 53943
Published: May 15 2013
Updated: September 05 2014


Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 The Sour Taste of Revenge

It could be my headache right now, but I'm not seeing any part of Ophelia's plan that made one lick of sense. Not one. And now another child is going to suffer. >_< I know you say she's not insane, but I'm wondering how much of Ophela's mind matured past age 12. Hopefully the possibility of losing her son again will be the kick she needs to get serious help.

 

As for Kevin and Bobbie. *eye roll* When you let your third leg pick your partners, you deserve whatever you get.

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Date: June 04 2013

Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Out in the Open

I'm glad Bennie is coming into his own, but I can't bring myself to rally behind Raymond and Ophelia. That's some Woody Allen-Soon Yi shiggity.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: June 10 2013

Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 A Method to the Madness

Uh......I'm not liking one bit of Ophelia's plan, especially since it includes her version of a Baby Trap. I don't care if Ben had to knock her out cold and drag her to a clinic - she needs intense therapy!



Author's Response:

I agree.  Ophelia is playing with fire!  Stay tuned.

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Date: May 30 2013

Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Moving Forward...Moving Backward

.......the HELL is that demon up to?! David was wrong for saying such things about Benjamin, but they're absolutely on the mark for Raymond! UGH!

 

Man, I hope Benjamin can shake some sense into his birth monther and convince her to seek counselling. Shemight be 30 now, but Raymond groomed her very well as a child - like the sick pedohpile he is.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: May 28 2013

Rated: Most Ages
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[Reviews - 5]
Summary:

"You slept with Oliver Wood's fiancee. I'll need the money for your funeral".



Table of Contents
Categories: Books
Characters: Angelina Johnson
Classification: General, Off Cannon
Genre: Comedy , Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 995
Read Count: 3928
Published: July 15 2013
Updated: July 15 2013


Title: Chapter 1: Well...this is going to get interesting.

I'm over here laughing silently like a loon. Good thing I work from home.

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Date: July 15 2013

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 192]
Summary:

Welcome to the city of Baltimore, Maryland and into the life of Elise Roberts. Elise lives the life of a pampered princess. Designer clothes, expensive cars and fancy parties are the center of her world. She is a woman who has everything she ever wanted until she meets Lukas Weiss. Faced for the first time in her life with rejection, Elise hatches a plan designed to heal her wounded pride. A game of seduction and the ultimate rejection. Funny thing, though, about the game of love....it is always unpredictable.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Original Characters, Sexual Content
Series: Journey
Chapters: 19
Completed:No
Word count: 55134
Read Count: 40858
Published: January 08 2014
Updated: October 16 2016


Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8

Hark - a contender appears! Man, how did I know Tyson Beckford was going to be Keith? =D

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: May 18 2014

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 151]
Summary:

Ezekiel's parents took extreme measures to keep him hidden from his controling racist grandfather.  Ezekiel was adopted and raised by Rosa a black woman and his life is now about to take a drastic change.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 11832
Read Count: 40496
Published: November 06 2014
Updated: June 17 2015


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1-2

So the old f*** didn't learn the first time, huh? *kmt* I hope the story doesn't go with him marrying the adoptive mother or something, because old racist turds need to be FLUSHED.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: November 07 2014

Title: Ezekiel Black

Easy gave much more than Willoughby deserves. Nope, Im not even calling him 'Mr.'. That is a sign of respect, and he is contemptible.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: November 07 2014

Title: Ezekiel Black

Of COURSE he's convinced that Rosa is living on stolen money - that's probably what he did! And how are you going to try and go after someone using money that you gave them in payment? Ugh. I sense that even the P.I. is sick of him.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: November 09 2014

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[Reviews - 470]
Summary:

While returning home to Chicago from a business trip Anika Wallace and Hunter Sterling IV find themselves the only surviors of a plane crash on a South Pacific island. There's no telling when they'll make it back home or if they ever will make it back home for that matter. One thing is for sure they're going to have to learn how to get along their survival is depending on it.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: On hiatus indefinitely
Pairings: None
Warnings: Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 36
Completed:No
Word count: 54201
Read Count: 121615
Published: August 12 2015
Updated: March 02 2017


Title: Chapter 30: BACK AT HOME 6

Her son's missing, might be dead as far as she knows, and this trollop is making wedding plans?

Jeez, Sterling, how'd you get mixed up with this one?

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Date: May 04 2016

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 458]
Summary:

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(Chapter 19,  20, & Epilogue uploaded as of 12/19/2018)


Growing up in a southern town like Glenmount, Alabama was never easy for Mercy Stovall especially if your personal demon eventually grow up to be 6'4'' and over 200 lbs. Then one night at a Halloween party, everything changed. It all started with one spanking and spiraled downward from there.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Kink, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 22
Completed:Yes
Word count: 73730
Read Count: 113592
Published: November 03 2015
Updated: December 19 2018


Title: Chapter 18: Three Little Words

Well, I for one am glad Mercy is out of Violet's clutches. Gage or no Gage. There were times where I wondered if Mercy was a 12 year old girl with how her mother kept her on a tight leash.

I'm also glad that Mercy isn't moving in with Gage right away. She might be in love but she needs some time by herself first.



Author's Response:

Mercy definitely needs to find herself before she moves in with Gage. Moving in with a friend is a great way to start, but another friend will step in to help her out and Gage won't be too happy, LOL. 

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Date: August 06 2017

Title: Chapter 19: The Golden Hour

This smells like Riley's doing.

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Date: December 16 2018

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[Reviews - 85]
Summary:

Isabella "Izzy" Salvatore is just like any other first grader who likes to draw and color pictures and is living the happy carefree days of childhood. However some of Izzy's drawings are not so happy and carefree some are just really dark and twisted.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Psychological
Story Status: On hiatus indefinitely
Pairings: None
Warnings: Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 12
Completed:No
Word count: 27153
Read Count: 7089
Published: February 07 2016
Updated: November 26 2016


Title: Chapter 7: SAD AND LONELY

Ok, one question - WHY isn't Regina in jail as an accessory or something? She dolled her poor child up and locked her in the room with a man she knew 'loved' children (hell, she probably sought him out on Backpage or some other seedy site). She later drugged her to make the little girl more compliant to being raped. She pimped Izzy out just as a sleeze-bag street pimp or sex trafficker would. WHY is she not in jail?!

The more I learn about Regina, the more I suspect that she and Luciano had nothing in common outside of sex. Wouldn't shock me if she had gotten pregnant on purpose and Luc married her out of decency.

As for poor Kenya, it breaks my haunt that the only family who gave a damn about her is gone. Part of me hopes her gestational carrier will stay away from teh funeral whereas another part of me homes Kenya tears her several new ones and shames her in public if she dares to show her carcass.

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Date: April 02 2016

Title: Chapter 8: I'LL BE THERE

So Bernadette has no care for her sister, but she expects to be in the woman's will? If this doesn't make it clear to Kenya that her 'mother' is unflushed feces, nothing will. Stop trying to be a daughter to that woman when she was never a mother to you.

 

Glad Luc will be with her to lay her only real family to rest.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: April 13 2016

Title: Chapter 1: ELEPHANT TRUNK

ANY 'mother' who'd trade her child sexually for any reason needs to be hanged by her ovaries.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: February 07 2016

Title: Chapter 6: HIS HEART II

So....can we throw Bernadette and Regina in a slow-roastin over or something? Pretty please?

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: March 07 2016

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