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[Reviews - 85]
Summary:

Isabella "Izzy" Salvatore is just like any other first grader who likes to draw and color pictures and is living the happy carefree days of childhood. However some of Izzy's drawings are not so happy and carefree some are just really dark and twisted.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Psychological
Story Status: On hiatus indefinitely
Pairings: None
Warnings: Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 12
Completed:No
Word count: 27153
Read Count: 7089
Published: February 07 2016
Updated: November 26 2016


Title: Chapter 9: PROTECT

"A mother makes sacrifices." Of HERSELF, not her child! Fine time to be thinking about how society will treat Izzie when you've done worse than a millenial alt-right grease stain ever could. And only a POS parent doesn't remember their child's birthday - especially a child they raised and claim to 'love'. Ugh! Well, she's heading for jail (FINALLY!) and I doubt the women in women's prison like mother's who pimp their children. Good luck, Regina!

I'm glad Kenya had Luc as moral support at her real mother's funeral, and that she didn't have to deal with her trash incubator at all. Here's to more happiness for her and Izzie.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: June 05 2016

Title: Chapter 10: NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS

Bernadette needs to hurry up and drop dead herself.

 

When Izzy is old enough to process what her mother put her through, Regina will be lucky if Izzy visits her long enough to cuss her out. Assuming she's not 'taken care of' in prison.

 

I understand that Kenya wants to keep things professional, but I love how Luc's family are already steering and manning the SS Lucenya.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: July 07 2016

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 24]
Summary:

Derek Walker was not interested in surrendering his playa's card. His friends were falling like flies but he'd be damned if he was going down that road. He liked his life. He got to take pictures of beautiful women all day long. He had his pick of models, celebrities, and debutantes. His family loved him and he had great friends. Why in the world would he sacrifice that to wake up besides one woman every morning? He'd been repeating this mantra since his senior year in college. Hell, since the day his cousin brought that red-haired witch to a family dinner when he was in the 10th grade. Then . . . she got engaged and everything changed.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Erotica, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: Chi -Town Shenanigans
Chapters: 7
Completed:No
Word count: 12722
Read Count: 11811
Published: April 13 2016
Updated: May 02 2016


Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5

So........Derek pulls this stunt and thinks he has the right to be mopey now? When he's the one who dug his grave?

 

I hate Chloe's fiancé, but I don't want Derek near her until he's made amends.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: April 27 2016

Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

Jeeeeez, I hope someone put some special seasoning in that soup.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: April 26 2016

Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6

Chloe, no. Girl, no. Don't marry Chad the Cad because you want to move on in spite of your lingering feeling for Derek. It will do you no good - plus Chad's an ass. Don't be one of those women who willfully ignore their man's egregious faults because you want to be Mrs. Somebody.

As for Derek? "HA! SUFFER!"

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Date: May 02 2016

Rated: Mature Content
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Summary:

A fanfiction about the comic Rat Queens


Dee, an athiest human cleric, battles with her friends "The Rat Queens" almost daily. But she also battles with social anxiety. After her marriage with her estranged husband, she hasn't had a decent sex life. Dating is hard when she has to slit an orc's throat every few days, and especially when she lives with her wild and crazy friends. And dating is really hard when there's been an evil cult leader trying to kill her and her friends.



Table of Contents
Categories: Books
Characters: None
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Fantasy, Friendship
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Crackfic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Spritualism, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:No
Word count: 778
Read Count: 3982
Published: May 05 2016
Updated: May 05 2016


Title: Chapter 1: Characters

*ahem*

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

Carry on, please!



Author's Response:

Thank you!!!

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: May 05 2016

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[Reviews - 78]
Summary:

When Wilhelmina "Mina" Porter comes back into thier lives after ten years; Wide reciever Reid Stone finds himself questioning who Blake McCarthy is as a person again. Mina was Reid's best friend and maybe even more. Blake was also his best friend, teammate and almost like a brother to him. However one secret that Mina has been harboring for the past decade could very well force Reid to pick one friend over the other.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: On hiatus indefinitely
Pairings: None
Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 9838
Read Count: 23335
Published: July 23 2016
Updated: September 08 2016


Title: Chapter 5: OLD FRIENDS REUNITE

I see Blake is as much an ass as he was before. He better not think he can get away with raping Mina again.

 

And what is with his jealousy regarding Reid? Is he in lust* with Reid or something?

 

*Because the only thing that nasty f*cker loves is himself.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: September 09 2016

Title: Chapter 1: PROLOUGE

"And then Blake got shot in the head."

That better be Chapter Two.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: July 24 2016

Title: Chapter 2: PROLOUGE CONTINUED

NOOO! Bad enough the bastard raped her, now she's stuck with his baby?! Meanwhile his smarmy ass is walking around free and content. I feel sick.

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Date: August 09 2016

Title: Chapter 4: THE PERFECT OPPURTUNITY

.................................oh shiggity.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: August 17 2016

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Summary:

For a sociopath who killed his step father Jackson "Jack" Ford has a heart of gold despite his tough and cold exterior. However fellow paitent Aaliyah "Al" Nelson diagonosed as a schizophrenic has a heart of glass that's been shattered too many times to count.




Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Psychological
Story Status: Muse went on vacation, no idea when it will be back
Pairings: None
Warnings: Dark Fic
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed:No
Word count: 19024
Read Count: 48466
Published: September 12 2016
Updated: January 20 2018


Title: Chapter 4: FOUR

Jesus have mercy, Valerie is one hateful bitch! And that rapist has to be that orderly from before. I hope he crosses paths with Jackson very soon.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: October 01 2016

Title: Chapter 7: SEVEN

Ugh, Valerie got off too easy. Psycho trash. Still waiting for Wilson to get his.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: January 16 2017

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Summary:

 

COMPLETED! (CHAPTER 30 & 31 UPDATED ON 4/20)

 

Thirty-seven-year-old Sugar Wallace used her bitter divorce as a sweet inspiration to pursue her lifelong dream of opening a trendy dessert and wine restaurant called Sugar Mama. Her friends and family want her to dive back into the dating game, but Sugar refuses to open her heart to another. Not when the man she gave her heart to for eighteen years of marriage crushed it after cheating on her with a young Instagram model. She's perfectly content with a busy life of running a successful business. Then one night, she witnesses a forty-six-year-old beaten man get pushed from a car and everything changes.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 31
Completed:Yes
Word count: 119166
Read Count: 284151
Published: July 18 2017
Updated: April 20 2019


Title: Chapter 19: Sour Surprises

"Sugar shook her head, casting her teary eyes downward. “Forgive me for not being optimistic about this, Miles. Every single one of my pregnancies ended in a miscarriage or a stillbirth. There’s something wrong with my body.”"

No, Sugar. Something was wrong with her pos first husband. He was likely stressing her out the whole time but she haven't put those dots together yet.

This is a blessing, both the baby and Miles.



Author's Response:

Miles about to go protective papa bear. Make my words.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: May 08 2018

Title: Chapter 14: Sweet Satisfaction

Please please PLEASE tell me that Lance p*ssed and sh*t himself! I hope he left visible stains and everything! Serves him TF right! Go on home to your instant-heaux and your jacket baby, you wretched piece of filth!



Author's Response:

lmaooooo

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Date: December 17 2017

Title: Chapter 16: Juicy Sausage

Part of me was like, "Awwww, Chef is so sexy-playful with Sugar!", but my practical side had to ruin it by screaming, "THOSE PHOTOS BETTER NOT FALL INTO THE WRONG BITTER EX'S HANDS!".

If Sugar wants suggestions on killing Mallory, I can assist. I watch enough ID Channel to know what does and does not work.



Author's Response:

"THOSE PHOTOS BETTER NOT FALL INTO THE WRONG BITTER EX'S HANDS!" 

Me: That's a really good idea. *author brain wheels churning*

thinking

 

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Date: January 18 2018

Title: Chapter 1: Bittersweet

YAY for an older heroine, and YAY for the fact that Mrs. Insta Model is going to leave Lance drier than the Sahara.



Author's Response:

Mariah's got something up her sleeve, so she'll stick around for a little bit, but you're not far from the truth! Thank you for your review!

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Date: July 19 2017

Title: Chapter 2: Unsweet Beginnings

Hey, I would have said bleach and caustic soda...but I guess spit works! Of COURSE Lance wants to take credit for Sugar's first independent venture post-divorce. Can't have the little woman thinking she's anything without him, can he? Also *looks left* *looks right* I hope he pat. tested that baby. JUUUUST saying!

 

Mallory sounds like the brother who'd have your back in a brawl but you still want to strangle him at home. And I understand the stress that Sugar's under getting her business going. I'm building my own at the moment and I do wonder if I've lost my mind. Still, I can't imagine doing anything else.



Author's Response:

LOL, Mallory is exactly that kind of brother, but he is tamer in comparsion to Sugar's twin brother, Sullivan. Sully is something else all together, but you'll learn about that along the way. 

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Date: July 19 2017

Title: Chapter 3: Bitter Treasure

I'm LMAO at that frowny face in Sully's message. I imagine he wanted to Kirk Franklin Stomp on face during the divorce if he's that protective of his sister. He's right though - staying past 2 a.m. isn't safe, even if she did just meet her new leading man. ;)

 

Can't wait to learn more about him.



Author's Response:

Sully is nothing to play with, but Chef is nothing to play with either! 

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Date: July 21 2017

Title: Chapter 4: Sour Sisters

Yikes! I get where Sugar's coming from not wanting to go man hunting. After all, she did spend 18 years with a soul-sucking balrog so I understand why a woman is hesitant. Also, Rochelle has no filter - my God. xD

Sugar, I know you're busy and all, but hurry up and drop that loser's last name. It will free yourself further plus kick his pride in the balls. And I'm all for Lance getting hurt in the balls, especially if Sugar comes out better for it.

As for Chef....Sugar raises very strong points given how they met. He'll have to walk the very straight and narrow around Sugar. She still has her defenses up after Lance, and I'm sure she didn't meet him as his battered self was kicked from a car. To qoute folks who aren't me, he better come correct.

Speaking of come correct, Mallory might find *his* ass out of a job if he keeps blowing off Sugar like that. Lord knows I was ready to fire him from that phone call. Sugar got rid of one shiftless man, she can bump him too.



Author's Response:

Chef will explain what things happened the way it did on their first date. As for Mallory, he's on a journey to become more responsible, LOL. Hopefully, Sugar doesn't have to beat him up before then. 

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Date: July 24 2017

Title: Chapter 5: Salty Reunion

Mama's was all, "What you're NOT going to do is ruin our favourite drinking spot, you hear?!" I die. XD

Chef doesn't do anything by halves, huh?



Author's Response:

LMAO, Mama Hartwell don't play when it comes to free alcohol drinks. 

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Date: July 25 2017

Title: Chapter 6: Sweet Jasmine

We all know that the moment Chef puts it on her, she's a goner.

All jokes aside, I was a little surprised when Sugar was so open with Chef so soon. Then again, sometimes your spirit knows someone is trustworthy before your heart and brain do. Chef comes on strong and with great certainity, but I like that he's applying the brakes a bit for Sugar. Seeing their relationship progress will be quite a ride.



Author's Response:

I think an internal reason for Sugar telling Chef something so painful and intimate is because she wanted to see how he would react to it. She wanted to see if his opinion changed of her and if he was even still interested in her considering her ferility issues. 

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Date: July 26 2017

Title: Chapter 7: Hot Soup

I paused and almost threw my head back laughing when Chef told Lance clean tf off. Serves him right with that "hey big head" call to Sugar after treating her like trash for over a decade. Sounds like there's trouble in Insta Model paradise and he's angling for a standby. Welp, he learned today!

As for Chef - sweet Jesus have mercy, that man is something else. Especially that mouth. Sugar's finally met her match in more ways than one. She better prepare herself for when she gets better because Chef sounds ready to leap from the starting blocks.

I'm hoping and praying that you'll be free of the snakes very soon. A toxic work environment shortens lives from the stress alone. You deserve better.



Author's Response:

laughing

"Hey big head" call! OMG! HAHAHA! You are too much! But it's true tho! Chef gave Lance that dial tone TWICE! He wasn't having any of that. Chef is so much fun to write. He's a ex-Marine, so that mouth gotta be filthy. But you're right though, Sugar gotta watch her back 'cause Chef gonna make sure he make use of every single rule she laid down. She don't know what she just did.

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: July 30 2017

Title: Chapter 8: Yummy Cake

My goodness, what a birthday indeed! Man, she's never going to hear the end of it from her sisters. Never! As mortified as Sugar was, even she can't deny that this was the best birthday (so far) of her adult life.

As for Chef? Gawd and Damb.



Author's Response:

LMAO, you know her sisters will drive her insane talking about that birthday and getting caught redhanded. But you are absolutely right! It was the best birthday she has had so far!

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Date: August 04 2017

Title: Chapter 9: Sweet Talk

Hmmm.....I'm not sure if I can last another chapter without Sugar crossing paths with Chef, even if a Hartwell sister interrogation does make me cackle.

All the best with work, and may it be a snake-free zone soon!



Author's Response:

I know I'll have fun writing both chapters either way 'cause these characters are off-the-chain, LOL. 

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Date: August 07 2017

Title: Chapter 10: Hot Affair

YAY, update!

1. Glad Sugar put her foot down where Mallory's concerned. The business would go under in a hurry if she had let that slide. Best nip it early. Also, I hate when relatives think they can play around like that. It's grow up time, Mallory!

2. Wow, the baby's not even a year old yet and Mariah's looking for her next sugar daddy (which reminds me of a distant cousin, but I digress)? Amazing yet unsurprising. My condolences to their baby but serve Lance tf right. He chose a real piece of work, and her ordering around the bartender like a slave shows how dispicable she is. A bleach and caustic soda cocktail would suit her well, with a knuckle sandwich to mop it up.

3. Sugar - stop lying to yourself. If all you wanted was fun, you'd hire a gigolo and call it a night.



Author's Response:

The scenes between Sugar and Mallory are a trip because Rochelle warned Sugar about working with him and she ignored it, LOL. But she's definitely going straight boss lady on baby brother now. And LMAO about a gigolo! 

Reviewer: Leo the Yardie Chick Signed
Date: August 13 2017

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