Penname: RoyalKiss [Contact]

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Member Since: July 16 2011

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Thank you to all the wonderful authors on The Chamber. You inpsire me to want to share all the stranger than fiction happenings in my ordinary life.




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[Reviews - 71]
Summary:

*Response to the Take Me Please Challenge*

Five miles outside of hell and a few meters from the devil's doorstep, Mari finds her favorite kind of challenge, a pretty boy with a big stick.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Take Me Please!
Series: Southern Gents
Chapters: 6
Completed:Yes
Word count: 9399
Read Count: 20099
Published: March 07 2012
Updated: March 08 2012


Title: Chapter 6: 5. Lessons

OMG! You really are inspiring (as I seriously consider putting pen to paper...argh I mean  fingers to keyboard...for the first time). What an amazing tale. Thank you and I really hope to see these two again in the near future. 

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Date: March 09 2012

Retired
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 359]
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Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Take Me Please!
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed:Yes
Word count: 99741
Read Count: 100880
Published: March 08 2012
Updated: January 31 2013


Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Lessons in Love

Well damn!  I'm speechless! (Almost). Had to move back from the monitor to get a very cold glass of sweet tea because all the drama in this chapter just left my mouth hanging wide open and dried out.

About the father...hhhmmm.  What's that mushy, smelly stuff people sometimes scrape off the bottom of their shoe, yeah that. That's what I picture when I try to imagine Charles.

Then there's Jared. Yes he's a brat, a man-child, (and almost a man-whore), but maybe with a little help from a certain young lady, Lucinda can help him grow.

Now about the mom...OMG! Sister Sarah, Get Your Gun! It's an invasion. Hahahaha.  If she's worried now with just Inga, what will she do when Jared comes back around with Lucinda in hand. I am really loving this story and all the possible twists and turn this story can take next.  

And now let's discuss Charlie and Inga.  (Silence)...uhmm...(more silence)... whoooaa...Charlie...hot... (throws hands up and backs away now to go stand in front of the freezer!)

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Date: March 14 2012

Title: Chapter 11: Cast Pictures

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!.

Okay seriously though...

1. Charlie does indeed look good in black and white. Yum! I can't stop looking at those lips. LOL!

2. The twins are so adorable.

3. Jared. Jared. Jared.  Lucinda, watch out now!

4. And who in the hell is JOHN.



Author's Response:

John is Tina's boyfriend.  LOL  

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Date: March 25 2012

Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 13 The End of Abstinence

Oh My!  Who knew what freaks those Peterson men were.  

Charlie is so damn hot I actually feel a little sorry for Inga. Looks like she better get used to limping and walking sideways - hahaha.

The 'sleeper' in this whole wonderful story has to be Jared, so far (still waiting to see what Brenda pulls off with Lu's character). I especially loved that one part with the secret move...you know which one I'm talking about...'legs in the air' ladies; legs in the air!  

Shame on you Brenda. Why am I on line looking for local places to take yoga!

Next update please.

Reviewer: RoyalKiss Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 04 2012

Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 12 Facing Reality

Bowwing down to the Queen!!

OMG! BRENDA. Hot Damn!  All I can say is, 'GO TEAM CHARLIE!' 'GO. GO!'

I'm speechless, uh I mean typeless (is this even a word?).  Please, please no real conflicts I'm begging you. I'm dying over here waiting to see Jared unleash his 'Peterson obsession gene' too.  Lu, watch out now!

It's Spring, and Easter is just around the corner. Let's have everyone get their HEA. 

Thanks for another awesome and inspiring update.

 



Author's Response:

LOL.  What's life without a little conflict.  (no deaths or anything unsolvable) LOL.  I'm glad you're enjoying the story.  thanks for the review!

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Date: April 03 2012

Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 New Experiences

Well damn!  Is it hot where you are Brenda? Because it's dang hot over here after reading this latest update.  I almost felt like calling the church's usher board to come over and fan me (LOL).

As always, I love reading the reviews just as much as the story so when you mentioned that Inga might be ducking Charlie...all I can say is, Run Forest, RUN!

What truly amazes me about your writing style is the transformation that occurs with your secondary characters. We may start off disliking them, but at some point, you make us fall for them just as much as with the main characters. 

Thank you!  Now on with the updates.  I want to see how Jared and Lucinda's relationship growes and what happens when Charlie comes knocking at Inga's door for seconds (or is that forths).



Author's Response:

LOL thanks for the review.  Yes Inga may be ducking Charlie for a minute.  LOL, but he's not going to back off. 

I always say that there is a reason why people are like they are and Jared was a redeemable human being.  His father, however, is not and he is going to get his!!!

 

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Date: March 21 2012

Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Getting to Know You

Okay between you and SS, why am I seriously thinking about visiting a small town ANYWHERE.  What a delightful beginning. I really like Charlie.  He is lovable. Thank you!

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Date: March 09 2012

Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Love and Life According to Charlie

Oh how I am loving this story - thank you!

 

I wonder what's the real issue behind Valerie's feelings towards Inga. Could it be that she, Valerie, feels she'll lose Charlie's if he actually has his own life...viewing it as just another male 'leaving' her? Hhmm, just guessing here. Either way I like it!  

 

What's almost as much fun as reading each new chapter is looking over the many reviews. Including the Author's response.  Soooo, there will definitely be at least two more chapters to this delightful tale, right? 

 

 

 



Author's Response:

LOL  Yes, there will be a few more chapters. As for Valerie, she is worried about the backlash of an interracial relationship.  The people staring and Charlie kissing Inga in front of everybody was embarrassing for her.  Thanks for the review.  MOre is coming soon.

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Date: March 13 2012

Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 14 Blame it on the Rain

Brenda!!  Why oh why do you have me singing..."Blame it on the rain, it was falling, falling.  Blame in on the stars, they shine at night. I admit it! I was so in love with milli vanilli!!!  

Please excuse all errors in above review.  Visualizing the wonderful things Charlie and Jared were doing in this chapter has me a little 'twitchy.'

 

 

Reviewer: RoyalKiss Signed
Date: June 27 2012

Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 34]
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This is a Scandal 'one shot' that had been rolling around in my head.  Enjoy!



Table of Contents
Categories: Primetime Television
Characters: None
Classification: Cannon
Genre: Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2573
Read Count: 5949
Published: May 08 2012
Updated: May 08 2012


Title: Chapter 1: Sweet Baby

Soooo, I need to confess (tentatively raising my hand). I haven't actually watched a single episode of this new series so I am lost on the whole concept a little. With that being said...I thought it was a nice story, but not really my 'cup of tea' as it deals with infidelity which is a major block for me personally.

...I know, I know (heading over to the timeout corner with my blankie). 



Author's Response:

 I totally understand, so no timeout corner for you.  A lot of people feel that way, but it's something about this show that draws on your sympathy regardless of your convictions.  Sometimes people will do the very thing that they have told themselves the'd never do because of the situations they find themselves in.  Unfortunately life is not always black and white.  I think about Dan Ankroyd in "Trading Places" and how he looked down on Eddie Murphy until he was the homeless one.  He thought that he'd never steal, but that changed didn't it?  Life is like that.  Doesn't make it right, but sometimes our viewpoints alter a little when we have empathy for what the person is going through.

Thanks for the review.

 

Reviewer: RoyalKiss Signed starstarstarstar
Date: May 08 2012

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