Penname: Artamiss Caine [Contact]

Real name: Artamiss Caine

Member Since: October 24 2011

Membership status: Member

Bio:

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....about me...I live south of nowhere, just fifteen minutes east of desperation....Oh you want something a little more non-fictional.. Ok, I'm a 26 yr old mom of two. Attended FSU!!!! Yes, I bleed garnet and gold. I love life with my kids and hubby. Reading and writing are large parts of my soul. I'd go crazy if I didn't put the voices in my head down on paper. :) I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Oh, and I'm also on The Twitter follow my mindless ramblings... http://www.twitter.com/artamisscaine


 


Update: April 10, 2014


 


While I am home recuperating from surgery, I have decided to go ahead with Nerds On Words. The first review has been posted. http://nerdsonwords.webs.com/ Check out the sight when you get a


chance. 


 


 


Update: April 16, 2014


 


Nerds on Words has moved!! I finally got blogger to cooperate and it is doing the most right now. I know I said that about webs...but I feel like we will reach a bigger audience with Blogger that and it links directly to my google+ account and gmail making responding easier. Remember that the email for NOW is Thenerdsonwords@gmail.com and the new site is www.nerdsonwords.blogspot.com



Web Site: www.artamisscaine.webs.com
Beta-reader: Yes
On Hiatus: No
Yahoo IM: artamisscaine

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Reviews by Artamiss Caine


Teacher's Pet by TheSouthernScribe
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 71]
Summary:

*Response to the Take Me Please Challenge*

Five miles outside of hell and a few meters from the devil's doorstep, Mari finds her favorite kind of challenge, a pretty boy with a big stick.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Take Me Please!
Series: Southern Gents
Chapters: 6
Completed:Yes
Word count: 9399
Read Count: 20097
Published: March 07 2012
Updated: March 08 2012

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Title: Chapter 4: 3. Manhandled

You make me feel like a greedy fat kid. Give me more lol

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Date: March 07 2012
Title: Chapter 6: 5. Lessons

Hats off to your epicness!!

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Date: March 08 2012
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The Problem with Charlie by Brenda1257
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 359]
Summary:



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Take Me Please!
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed:Yes
Word count: 99741
Read Count: 100871
Published: March 08 2012
Updated: January 31 2013

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Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 13 The End of Abstinence

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE!!!

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Date: May 03 2012
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 A Man Coming into His Own

Here I am in the middle of Magic Kingdom making the kids wait whie I read and write this review...and you stop here???? That is mean as hell!!! Lmao! Can't wait for an update!

Author's Response:

Artamiss!  You better pay attention to those kids!  LOL.  I'm hating on you a little bit cuz I'm at work.

More is coming!

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Date: March 19 2012
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Getting to Know You

You are twice as mean as Jared for stopping here!

Author's Response:

Thanks Artamiss!  My muse is on fire with this one.  I hope tohave the next chapter up by tomorrow.

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Date: March 08 2012
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 11 Growing Pains

my poor babies!!! kick that rabid skank in the teeth!!!!!!

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Date: April 16 2014
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Life and Love According to Inga

I am in the midst of re-reading this story for the next review on Nerds On Words and I love rediscovering all of the things that I loved about this story in the first place.  I will also be doing The Preacher's Son.

But this line from this story is my absolute favorite:


In an instant Charlie snatched the bag from her, taking out the brown box that was inside. He opened it and held up the vibrator and then looked at her.

“What the hell are you going to do with this, Inga?” 

“I’m going to use it as an electric mixer and make a cake! What the hell do you think I’m going to do with it, Charlie!” she growled reaching for it, but he held it above his head.

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Date: April 16 2014
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Forget Me Not by TheSouthernScribe
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 177]
Summary:

 

Marisol Smith left in the wee hours of the morning but her heart and mind won't let her move beyond the time she spent with Grady James Halpern. Part two in Mari and Bear's sorta kinda love story.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Fluff, Original Characters, Racism, Strong Sexual Content
Series: Southern Gents
Chapters: 9
Completed:No
Word count: 9583
Read Count: 18352
Published: March 16 2012
Updated: May 01 2012

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Title: Chapter 9: Love Actually

Ahhhhh that was perfect!!!!!!!! Mores more more!!!! Lol

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Date: May 01 2012
Title: Chapter 5: A Family Thing

The facebook bit was brilliant! Love your updates as always!

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Date: March 23 2012
Death In the Fast Lane-An Aleksandrov Family Story by Kmaj
Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 250]
Summary:

21 year old Tatyana Dragovich has been an honorary member of the Aleksandrov crime family since childhood. Known as the Aleksandrov Princess, her life as an under ground street racer was perfect with Nikolai and Mikhail, the current heads of the family. What happens when a super sexy cop moves in next door and Tatyana finds herself in bed with law enforcement AND the mob? HELP!



Table of Contents
Categories: Music, Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Action-Adventure , Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Family, Romance, Suspense
Story Status: None
Pairings: Male/Female
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Character Death, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Sexual Content , Strong Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 17
Completed:No
Word count: 41094
Read Count: 110867
Published: April 04 2012
Updated: April 17 2013

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Title: Chapter 9: Smoking Engines

Holy shizznits!! you are goooooooooooooooooood!!! lol cant wait

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Date: May 27 2012
Title: Chapter 10: Baby on Board

both? hell why not jackson too and make it the beginnings of a harem? lol i would so love to see that. great job.

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Date: June 13 2012
Title: Chapter 12: Rev My Engine ;)

Vicious!!! I loved this chapter. Didn't think John had it in him. Thanks so much for the update!

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Date: July 09 2012
Title: Chapter 12: Rev My Engine ;)

Vicious!!! I loved this chapter. Didn't think John had it in him. Thanks so much for the update!

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Date: July 09 2012
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Fatal by Quila Cole
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 70]
Summary:


 


Leaving well enough alone should've been a saying Darren Hayes lived by. Unfortunately for him, her leaving him was never an option.



Table of Contents
Categories: Music, Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Drama
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Work in Progress
Challenges: Love Me I’m Crazy
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed:Yes
Word count: 12451
Read Count: 17301
Published: April 26 2012
Updated: June 02 2013

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Title: Chapter 7: No Turning Back...

lovvvvvved it!

Author's Response:

:) thank you!

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Date: June 16 2012
The Razor's Edge by Indira West
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 86]
Summary:

How far will a arrogant and beautiful Domme go to get what she wants?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Erotica
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Dubcon, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Chains & Whips Excite Me
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:No
Word count: 6890
Read Count: 4010
Published: May 14 2012
Updated: May 16 2012

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Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I randomly hit your name on the author's list and came across this story and I couldn't be happier!!! You are freaking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Author's Response:

Wow! Thank you so much. I have a special place in my heart for this story.

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Date: January 09 2014
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Make It Nasty by awardedemmy
Rated: Teen or Above
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[Reviews - 257]
Summary:

make it nasty

 

Emery Johnson has been crushing on her older brothers best friend for years, too bad in his eyes, she will only ever be recognized as 'Darrell's sister'. Ready to change that, Emery enlists the help of a single book to snare her dream man, but along the way someone else steps into the picture, shaking up the feelings that Emery thought were tightly secured and forever stable.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: Original
Warnings: Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 19
Completed:No
Word count: 116446
Read Count: 148783
Published: June 08 2012
Updated: September 08 2013

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Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Don't do that to me!!! Great update! Love the relationship between Emery and Darrell...hell and Logan for that matter. Can't wait for the parents to get home.

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Date: June 20 2012
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5

Of course I enjoy particularly since "Alisha" (LOL) is rooting for Lebron to get his ring! And Oh My, that scene between Logan and Em in the bathroom was HOTTTT! Love the chapter! Love how she just gushes about Logan which is so out of character but I love it because it fits so well!!!!

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Date: June 24 2012
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6

absolutely brilliant!! And kudos to Logan for having such excellent taste...in video games ! lol! I love Max Payne... and Victoria Secret!

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Date: July 12 2012
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Isn't this a chapter we already read?

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Date: August 02 2012
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7

It was a great update. I can't wait to read what happened to Emery. I'm kind of scared...is that crazy? Anyways, Good luck with the move and finals!!

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Date: August 02 2012
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 11

say whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt!! I am drunk and you are brilliantt!!

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Date: September 28 2012
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 12

B ..most definitely B......you are way more than capable.....you are very talented and I love your work. And based on what I have read from you before, it would go against your writing style to just have her pop up and end it all just to satisfy some people's inability to handle the tension...lol.....i am one of those people that has a hard time handling it so expect some whining but that's all it will be lol...can't wait for the nexr chapter!! Good Luck!!

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Date: December 05 2012
Like Crazy by Penny88
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 74]
Summary:

Once in your life you find somebody who turns your world completely upside down. You love them just as much as you hate them. You do things you wouldn't normally do but everything you do, you do it like crazy..



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Drama, Psychological, Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Challenges: Love Me I’m Crazy
Series: Challenges
Chapters: 1
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11309
Read Count: 20081
Published: June 11 2012
Updated: June 11 2012

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Title: Chapter 1: Like Crazy

f*cking beautifully brilliant!!!!!!!!! I loved it!!!!

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Date: June 11 2012
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The Right to Remain Broken by Kmaj
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 302]
Summary:

 

Esther Hendrickson has loved teaching young children, mainly because she cannot have children of her own. What was once society's trophy wife, her abusive past has led her deep into dementia, but the love of hardened FBI agent A.J. Thomas may be just what she needs to heal her torn heart.

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Drugs/Drug Use, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Sexual Content , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed:No
Word count: 46765
Read Count: 75327
Published: June 14 2012
Updated: January 03 2015

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Title: Chapter 3: Welcome to Class

I like the inner dialogue. I can't wait to see how this develops!

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Date: June 14 2012
Drawn Together by Outlawstar615
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 113]
Summary:


Nia Jones, an amazing designer at Sohma Graphics, has strong feelings for her boss. She doesn't think they'll ever be reciprocated. In fact, she thinks he hates her. They both realize otherwise when his suave older half-brother is abruptly added to their lives.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 14
Completed:No
Word count: 20126
Read Count: 22677
Published: July 23 2012
Updated: May 26 2014

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Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Yes, I am a perv and proud. LOL That being said. I can't wait to see how the relationship between the three of them plays out. I don't have very many critiques other than keeping a sharp eye on spelling. ( very very very very few mistakes ^_^) Great start. I will have more for you when I have more to go on. :)

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Date: July 25 2012

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