Penname: HumorMe [Contact]

Real name: K Law

Member Since: December 19 2012

Membership status: Member

Bio:

I am a lover of fiction, especially when it is written well and the characters behave badly.




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Choosey Lover by CaramelGal
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 298]
Summary:

 

Elle always played it safe. She was used to being in control. Every accomplishment in her life was meticulously planned. The only thing she didn't have reign over was her stale love life. When an old flame from a past complicated relationship comes back into her life, she soon finds out everything doesn't go as planned---and that secrets will always come to light.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Erotica, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 28
Completed:No
Word count: 78339
Read Count: 69611
Published: November 03 2014
Updated: March 09 2015

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Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 16

Dean needs to man up and get his girl!!!



Author's Response:

You nailed it in one line. Thanks HumorMe.

CG

 Reviewer: HumorMe Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 24 2014
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 17

For freaking finally, these two are giving me acid  reflux. Got my stomach tied in knots, they need to stop it, all this masochist like behavior is really getting on my nerves. I want them to do something!!!! As always thou well written 👏👏



Author's Response:

Heart burn? *Hands you some Pepcid* And masochist behavior? I never meant to hurt you HumorMe! Lol. Know that your excitement is a present and I‘m grateful for it.

CG

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Date: December 30 2014
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 17

Ok, look I'm itching like an addict for another chapter. You got me feeling like Tyrone Biggums.  Please give us another chapter. Can I have some more please.



Author's Response:

The fact that you sent this before I was gonna post author responses though…I CAN'T LOL! And if anybody knows me, they know I love a good Dave Chappelle show reference.

For. That. I. Live.

SN: When I do post author responses, I generally post the story later that day or the next. So I gotchu on that update. Regardless, just thought you should know that your enthusiasm is an encouraging push in the right direction.Thanks hon.

CG

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Date: January 05 2015
Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 18

Thank you so much! I am excited for Dean and Elle to tread the water of their relationship. I by no means believe it's going to be smooth sailing, but at least they are now in they're now pointed in the direction of their hearts. Poor Gretchen, I knew she was pregnant for a while, it's great that she has two wonderful girlfriends who can give her a pep talk when the in laws act crazy. 



Author's Response:

You’re welcome hon! Glad to see you like where this is going and really thankful you’re down for the antics I've planned for these two *rubs hands like Birdman*.  I figured readers would pick up on Gretch’s pregnancy after the New Year’s Eve party and girlfriends like Tracie & Elle aren’t easy to come by. I’m sure she’s lucky they’re in her corner.  Thanks so much for making this writing experience more enjoyable with your excitement and encouraging reviews HumorMe.

CG

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Date: January 06 2015
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 20

Ha ha Elle really thinks she's going to be able to hold out from the love of her life!!! I'm excited to see how this dance plays out. 



Author's Response:

Girl...

Apparently she thinks she can.

I’m glad you’re excited for what I’ve got in store and thanks for reviewing hon!

CG

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Date: January 17 2015
Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 22

The drunken confessions of Elle continue. I really do like where the story's heading, and how the relationship between the main characters is unfolding. Randall is a snake and he's going to cause some problems in their relationship. Either way I'm glad this antagonist got the protagonist to move in the right direction. Thanks for another great update. 



Author's Response:

Oh thank you HumorMe!

You’re too kind.

CG

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Date: January 28 2015
Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 23

I loved it!  Finally Dean gets some physical love and affection.



Author's Response:

Right, if only he had those condoms. Then it would’ve got REAL physical. Thanks for reviewing hon!

CG

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Date: February 07 2015
Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 26

Ahhmmm 👀 that was very intense. I guess it's good to see another side of Dean, the more dominant man, but I missed the sweet caring Dean when they finally coupled. I guess slow dances happen after the frenzy. This long awaited chapter was good, excited for more. The dress was all the sexual seduction he needed to be pushed to the point of no return. 



Author's Response:

I’m just giving y’all a taste of Big Daddy Dean. I felt it was necessary, but don’t worry darling. He’s still very much there. I’m pretty sure that dress was the culprit for it all though. Glad to know you’re anticipating more and thanks for reviewing HumorMe.

CG

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Date: February 24 2015
Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 26

More please 😊



Author's Response:

Coming soon, girl.

CG

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Date: March 04 2015
Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 27

Wow!  I loved it. That snake of a man is looking for trouble in the worst way. Randall must have forgotten, this isn't Eve it's Elle. 

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Date: March 15 2015
Title: Chapter 1: Main & Supporting Cast

Please come back and let those lovely words flow out through your finger tips. 

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Date: October 06 2015
Camp Outlook by Briella
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 95]
Summary:

 

 

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Joss just knows this summer will change her life... If she can manage to tolerate her bunk leader 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Friendship, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Original Characters, Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 11
Completed:No
Word count: 14449
Read Count: 16600
Published: November 08 2014
Updated: May 06 2016

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Title: Chapter 5: Country Club Fresh

Regroup and go to plan B. Sometimes the first option was never right to begin with. I'm sorry you had to go through that, some people are real idiots. 



Author's Response:

Thank you, I'm getting things together trying to figure out the next step. I dont think it was the right choice

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Date: December 11 2014
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Accordance by DarkandLovely
Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 129]
Summary:

There is such structure in life. But what happens when you break free? What exists beyond that prison?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Accordance is a original work by CM and is intended for publication so please do not upload, distort, edit, or remove and place on any other site. Respectfully yours, thank you. 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: None
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Original Characters, Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2400
Read Count: 101624
Published: November 23 2014
Updated: June 24 2019

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Title: Accordance

A lot has happened in this chapter. Hana...sweet Hana. The kiss of death would be too sweet for him. A slow painful torture would be just.  A very painful STD, I see that in his future. Of course a few weeks after his intimacy with Hana. Ha ha, look at me trying to feed you ideas. Yours are much better, smooth at times wonderfully unexpected. Roto and Rae, R-rated! Lol.  I do like the intimate marriage scenes... Throw back to the oatmeal, but I would like to see more their relationship. What they do for work, their passions, their disagreements, their friends, etc. Goodluck with your finals! Keep writing my friend!



Author's Response:

LOL! I feel the anger girl. I was really mad writing it lol. I'm not sure what will happen but at the end of the day, I want Hana to be happy. <3 Thank you hehe. FINALS ARE A VICTORY! I tried to keep them PG-13 LOL!!!! They a little too much lol. I agree full heartedly with you! I do like the scenes but that's not all there is to Hiroto and Rae being married. Not in the least. Some of my readers on the other site only want to see them get down and I had to let them know lol. haha. 

 Reviewer: HumorMe Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 23 2015
Title: Accordance

Your story is wonderful and tragic. I feel so terribly hurt for your main characters, they share a pain that's different but still identifying for young adults.   Abandonment, distrust for the ones that should love you, loneliness in grief, and emotional distress. Hiroto needs Rae as much as she needs him. 

 

Here I was thinking I would like Taka, but he is just a perverse rapist in the making. 



Author's Response:

Aw thank you HumorMe~ <3 I agree so much! I can only hope it comes off as realistic as it can be! Yeah Taka been seent. <3

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Date: April 12 2015
Title: Accordance

Battyfish!!!!!! I've written so many explecatives and then erased them because I just couldn't sum up the wonders of what I've just read. This mess had me eating my oatmeal all sensual. Who the hell eats oatmeal sensually?! What have you done to me DarkandLovely?! I feel Roto took away all of our needs.  I mean... You just snatched my life and gave it back to me. Seriously though. Keep writing, you've been blessed with the art of being a dimensional novelist. I've visited Japan in your novel and man it's been a pleasure. Gosh darn it...you. Seriously. Snatched. My. Life. Write on. 



Author's Response:

*UGLY SNORTING* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOO. You made me fall of my bed with tears in my eyes I CANNOT. You said some eating oatmeal sensually LOL. WOOOO GUHHHH lol. That's hilariousss!!! Girl, I have too don't worry. You learn how that night LOL. Woo wee! Oh my dear LOL. I got you eating food all sexy and stuff ooh. I am so sorry LOL. <3 :3 <3 Yes, he did. All those who wanted to see just what Roto's like without the control switch on got it. He's uh... pretty sexy if you ask me haha ;D I like it. OMG. That is the first time I have ever heard of "dimensional novelist" or been called one. OMG YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. OMG THAT IS SUCH A BIG COMPLIMENT! OMGGGGGGGG WOOOOOOOOOWWWW. *cries* THANK YOU HumorMe!! That means sooo much to me you have no idea! I am so glad you've enjoyed Japan so far on your trip teehee ;D <3 Thank you! I shall write as long as God allows~ <3 Please come back and read and comment again, I love you for your kindness and commentary teehee~ <3

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Date: April 05 2015
Take Your Time by god gave me style
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 39]
Summary:

It's been fifteen years since Aria has smelled the sweetness of Tennessee. She's been running as hard and fast as she can, but he's always there, just a step behind her. She'll never be free of him... but the question is, does she want to be?



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Alternate Universe
Genre: Drama, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19659
Read Count: 6073
Published: December 30 2014
Updated: February 01 2015

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Title: Chapter 4: -four-

No, not the end please. God gave you writing talent, as well as style. Please keep writing their story. Now if you think it's going to be really cheesy, then end it  if you think you have another chapter in there for these two, then please take these characters where they need to go. 

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Date: February 02 2015
Never Ordinary by LawyerForLove
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 40]
Summary:

Tina Hamilton's mother always told her to travel in style for she never knows who she could run into. Who knew her mothers words would actually prove true.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed:No
Word count: 7744
Read Count: 4667
Published: January 14 2015
Updated: February 15 2015

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Title: Chapter 1: Terminal D

I definately don't think this should be a one shot. It sounds like a good story waiting to happen. It doesn't have to be long. When people say one shot, I automatically think of the quickie sexcapade stories on the Chamber, that sound like there's an STD waiting on the other end of a blood test for one of the characters. The stories just ended before the burn upon urination began. Write on my friend.



Author's Response:

HAHAH at the STD. This review had me rolling!

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Date: January 15 2015
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Heart of Lies by K Carr
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 239]
Summary:

Not everyone gets a happy ending...

Hey guys,

Heart of Lies Book 1&2 have now been published under one of my pennames Alma Muerte.

FB Author page: Alma Muerte.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: Supernatural
Genre: None
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed:No
Word count: 2951
Read Count: 32560
Published: January 27 2015
Updated: September 10 2015

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Title: Heart of Lies

That was a very vivid and powerful chapter



Author's Response:

So happy you thought so, thank you

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Date: April 04 2015
Title: Heart of Lies

What a wonderful story. Beautiful, twisted... balanced. 

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Date: August 12 2015
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Confluence by DarkandLovely
Rated: Mature Content
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[Reviews - 15]
Summary:

 

He was always known as "Just Iwase Hiroto's friend." But if you dug deeper, you'd find that he was much more than that. 

 

 



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Erotica, Inspirational, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed:No
Word count: 6153
Read Count: 8661
Published: March 16 2015
Updated: December 21 2019

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Title: Chapter 1: introduction.

*Icona Pop voice* I love it!



Author's Response:

Thank you thank you darling!

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Date: April 06 2015
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Can't pick your family by Hatty
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 243]
Summary:

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your family.  



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance
Story Status: None
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 25
Completed:No
Word count: 87982
Read Count: 45727
Published: April 06 2015
Updated: February 14 2019

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Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

Damn!!!! That's all I have. Don't hold back. 

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Date: February 09 2016
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Love, God & Ultimatums by Joelle Jax
Rated: Members ONLY: 17 and Older
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[Reviews - 44]
Summary:

Despite the absurdity of bargaining with the Almighty while topless and bound in the bedroom of a man whose last name she can’t remember, Diya De la Roy gives God an ultimatum:  Send her a man and a love worth having by next Valentine's Day, or she would give up on both.  Forever.  

Unbeknownst to Diya, she'll get that and more, along with a lesson in how perfectly wicked divine humor can be.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: General
Genre: Comedy , Romance
Story Status: Completed
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Content , Un-betaed
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13212
Read Count: 11185
Published: May 02 2015
Updated: May 02 2015

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Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The End

Damn that entire story was amazing!!!!



Author's Response:

Thanks HumorMe!!!

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Date: May 03 2015
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Good Fit? by Dion
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 153]
Summary:

Appearances can be deceiving



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Romance
Story Status: Muse went on vacation, no idea when it will be back
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed:No
Word count: 26983
Read Count: 37227
Published: May 30 2015
Updated: June 13 2015

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Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

This is a wonderful story

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Date: June 05 2015
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Fries Before Guys: And Other Lies We Tell by god gave me style
Rated: 17 and older
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[Reviews - 48]
Summary:

I'm just a regular, college girl trying to make it through life. He's the talk of the town, quickly rising to his predestined fame. I mean, he's hot, he's Irish, and he likes me; me! He's everything I think about, he's the strength when I'm weak, he's the air that I breathe. It's overwhelming but I can't get enough of it, of him. Can I deal with everything that comes with him? Will little old me be enough for this rising star? Or am I getting my hopes up for nothing?

 

Fuck.



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 22
Completed:No
Word count: 89832
Read Count: 28687
Published: June 11 2015
Updated: February 21 2016

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Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I like this story a lot! You write well.

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Date: July 07 2015
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Love, God & Negotiations by Joelle Jax
Rated: Members ONLY: 17 and Older
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[Reviews - 765]
Summary:

Sequel to "Love, God & Ultimatums"



Table of Contents
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Classification: None
Genre: Comedy , Drama, Family, Romance
Story Status: Active
Pairings: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM, Dark Fic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Original Characters, Racism, Rape, Strong Sexual Content , Un-betaed , Work in Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 38
Completed:No
Word count: 227600
Read Count: 78672
Published: July 03 2015
Updated: May 09 2021

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Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - Fallen Angels

That mofo, seriously I don't care how messed up this event was for Brandon. His emotions and moods are giving me and Diya whiplash. 



Author's Response:

Thanks HumorMe!

 Reviewer: HumorMe Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: January 13 2016

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.